Host it at the PRQ and move to a country that won't extradite you to the USA. :)
I would also hire a team of ninjas to protect you!
Move to Canada, and steal wireless from another igloo so you cannot be tracked. However, a serious drawback is that it will be dark 24 hours a day soon, and fishing is tough until the ice breaks in the spring.
Demonoid was taken down by Canadian version of RIAA so I doubt you'd find any safety in Canada.
But Richard Stallman has a katana. Or is he a Ninja Pirate?
Anyone else get excited the first time they saw a post from someone called 'rms' on a site based around hacking?