Let's play a fun game of "Spot the logical fallacies!"

> If it worked on someone as stubborn as I am, it will work on anyone.

Hasty generalization

> When you say, "I'm bored," you're actually saying, "I'm boring."

Ad hominem

> ...and boring people are bored.

Affirming the consequent

> Surprisingly, it's entirely true.

Argumentum ad ignorantiam