Flashback to the early days of XML: "oh god, why would anyone use something as bloated and slow as CORBA to define an interface! Look how simple XML is, and it's human readable!!"
CORBA is laughing its head off: "Who's bloated and overly complex now, eh?"
XML: "Well at least I developed an appreciation of the problem domain... Unlike those arrogant JSON kids"
CORBA: "You were the same way at their age."
XML: "Sure was, gramps!"
(Both chuckle)