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Or Alpine or Sabotage if you want something a bit different (Musl libc support).

Or one can even consider taking a shot at GNU DMD with Guix. Alpha-quality software, but it looks promising (at least for brave and true schemers).

I am switching to *BSD.

I'm seriously considering it. The fact that Digital Ocean offers FreeBSD means I get to try it out beforehand which is a bonus.

You're going to have to change your nick ;)

Yeah :(