"and where, yes, despite claims that event-driven/callback scattered code are worse than what Go offers, people are able to get things out the door anyway!"

You misunderstand my argument. If someone is begrudgingly complaining about JavaScript in the browser, well they have a legitimate gripe because they really have no option (beyond various compiles-to-javascript kludges). If those same people used nodejs, on the other hand, which many people do, they clearly found some compelling reason to do so. In the case of node it was that it made code very easily, and by default, asynchronous, instead of the classic .NET/PHP synchronous model. There was a benefit, and people gained from it.

Really?

Why are you using Go? Are you solving a real problem? Did you say "here is my itch, and I am using Go to scratch it?" I have never seen, in these discussions, people solving actual problems complaining about Go. Instead it's the code tourists who want to do some flippant, vaguely directed project and then add "Go Guru" on their resume to give credibility to their complaints.