I haven't used IRC since middle school, back when I was 31337. Way back from the days when there was a leading '3.'
It's great you mention 'being a prick,' because that's what I said out loud as I read your article. I was tickled by the fact that you mentioned it, so I do respect that you know your strengths.
This might work for you, and for the projects you work on, and I think it's not a bad recommendation for positions that need... that kind of stuff.