I like some of these. 'wip' and 'wipe' are two operations that I regularly used. However, as I entered them into my .gitconfig I couldn't help noticing that their similarity is something that would undoubtedly bite me on the arse at some time.
clean=!git add -A && git commit -m "TMP: Save before clean reset" && git reset HEAD~1 --hardThat way you're not mixing it up in your head, and wipes should be rare enough that you don't build muscle memory.