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Scatological APIs - Device and service which monitor stool movements. Summaries, graphs, alerts.

A truly shitty big data movement...

Though of course it's actually a pretty good idea. See [1] for example.

Adult Swim did a skit on this.

Stares right into camera Actively Harass your congressmans staff

> He was in the union and he grew lazy (zoom on Atlas Shrugged)

This would be very useful device to carry with you if you were to visit the planet Bethselamin.