Spend a year in the Fukushima Exclusion zone (26mSv) plus 10 Chest CT scans
Spend a year in the Fukushima Exclusion zone, then take the max dose for a US radiation worker and two chest CT scans.
The whole green area of the chart (75 mSv) plus taking a dose at the northwest edge of the Fukushima exclusion zone puts you 19 mSv over the limit. So lay off a couple of CT scans and visits to Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, and Fukushima and you'd be beneath the limit clearly linked to cancer.
Get 5000 chest X-Rays
250 mammograms
Eat a million bananas
This silly exercise at least convinces me to worry less about X-rays, plane flights, and eating bananas. It would be nice if XKCD had the dose that takes your cancer risk above certain thresholds like 1/million, 1/1000, 1/100, etc. It would also be nice if the public calmed down about radiation.
When Ukraine stabilizes more, I would highly recommend a trip to the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, it is a really cool experience.