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FuckOffNeemo

438 karma · joined December 14, 2015

You can reach out to me at jonathon at jdtay dot com
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FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
I'll do just that (re, Viktor), thank you.
FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
They could just stop doing business in Australia entirely unless they were then strong armed by the 5 eyes?

All my other favourite services in Australia are geo-blocked, let's geo-block my preferred password manager next.

FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
They fucking love it. The work is occasionally sparse, they've expressed it's not some where to raise their family but as couples/single income workers, they wouldn't trade it for the world.

Edit: typo, spare=sparse.

FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
Well, I'm a British Citizen who got an Australian citizenship.

I guess I'll forfeit them both and just... go some where else?

FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
Read up on the article about how it's going to happen. Hide a third party in your group chat as a silent observer that you can't see.

Terrifying. Wickr for all comms, here I go.

FuckOffNeemo··on Does Australia's access and assistance law impact 1Password?
I guess I'm moving back to the UK. No wait, can't do that either. Perhaps I'll live in the US for a while, I haven't lived there yet.

Or just become the digital nomad and move off to Budapest like many of my past colleagues and friends.

I don't have the emotional depth at this point to articulate a well thought out perspective on what impact these laws will have one me, our industry or my own personal safety in Australia.

But I can say for sure, that the entire thing is completely fucked.

FuckOffNeemo··on Yes, You Should Walk Your Cat
https://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/feral-cats...

And possums, birds, marsupials, lizards, frogs, snakes... endangered or at risk alike.

FuckOffNeemo··on A fullscreen desktop application resembling a sci-fi computer interface
I argue emojois make it easier to understand. Whether conveying sarcasm, frustration, joy or anger. It's much easier to infer the tone of a message using emojis.
FuckOffNeemo··on A fullscreen desktop application resembling a sci-fi computer interface
'... Choose emacs eshell to make the terminal more l33t.'

Pah! Thank you for the link. :)

FuckOffNeemo··on October 21 post-incident analysis
I haven't seen anything disclosed. Best I've found are articles from 5+ years ago about previous YouTube outages.
FuckOffNeemo··on Business networking for nerds (2017)
Yeah, sucker punched. I wonder how many people upvoted this prior to reading the article... and then had upvote regret.
FuckOffNeemo··on Meet the Man Who Test Drives Sex Robots
I... really want to read this article but I'm all kinda nervous about read it on my lunch break at work.

You could put this at equal top if not absolute least likely article I'd have ever expected to have read on HN.

To be continued.

FuckOffNeemo··on Millennials Are Causing the U.S. Divorce Rate to Plummet
Thank you for your kind words :). I appologise if I implies in any part that your marriage would have been easy, I'm envious... but I'm not naive! :D

My comment about my own perception was being in a position where I tried, relentlessly, to make relationships work with several different people where in hindsight it was clear neither I or my then partner where in a position where we could.

It took many years before I got to the place where I am at today. I'm now comfortable with being alone but also in a position where I'd be capable of truly looking after another and respecting boundaries. They were not always something I managed at all well.

If I can ask, "but once she decided to separate marriage became easier. Then I separated and marriage was blissful - " - you separated marriage?

Or did you mean your wife left the Military and then you followed suit?

FuckOffNeemo··on Ask HN: Best alternative to Gmail?
BlueMail is a pretty decent Android email client. :)
FuckOffNeemo··on Ask HN: Best alternative to Gmail?
FastMail IMO are one of the best email providers, by far. Their web GUI is fantastic and support teams are responsive and well versed.
FuckOffNeemo··on Linus Torvalds apologizes for his behavior, takes time off
I don't enjoy being an arsehole.

No, that's not entirely true. Sometimes I do. I take pride in my work, I take pride in where I've come. If some one comes out and says something that's so moronic that it makes me cringe, I consider it my civil and/or professional duty to bring this around. How I bring this around depends on many factors.

I replied to one of your other comments about an 'Architect' who claimed AWS was single site. Those type of comments... I will never harbor. This particular gentlemen needs euthanising and forced into retirement. He and his cronies will single handedly destroy the company I left but, after 4.5 of years of fighting them. I gave up and quit. I can't fix stupid. And his bosses couldn't see through their bullshit. My mental health deserves better.

I'd consider those arguments described above and opinions like that to be up there with fucking anti-vaccers and (I hate to say it... contentiously) global-warming deniers.

But there's a nuance there. I can't go around talking to people like they don't know what they're talking about all of the time. I could be wrong. I have been. Even when I was absolutely certain I was correct. Even if it's not that binary and there's something in the grey between what they're saying and I'm saying. You can be delicate sometimes. Sometimes you need to be. Sometimes you need to be a hammer and destroy some one with words. Sometimes you need to be a feather duster. Or a scalpel. And sometimes you need to shut the fuck up and quit.

Edit: I'm speaking here amongst like minded people and the comment about euthanasia was entirely sarcastic for the sake of humour. In the context of this conversation I'd never say this to anyone. I however, did quote Full Metal Jacket ("What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?") and expresses my shock and embarrassment that we both represent the same company.

It's evident I'm still figuring out the syntax around the word 'tact'.

FuckOffNeemo··on Linus Torvalds apologizes for his behavior, takes time off
I completely agree.

Calling an idea dumb is candid, I'd consider it a breath of fresh air from corporate speak. I left my prior position for similar concerns, specifically 'Architects' who I'd called out (and rather abruptly so) when they quoted AWS as being 'not redundant and only have one DataCentre'.

We're not talking a conversation from 10 years ago either. This was June last year!

Comments or statements like that need to be shouted out of the room.

I feel there's a finesse to be drawn and understood here.

If some one states, AWS is single site and no one else in the room challenges the stupidity of the claim. Some one ought to. That guys/girl is a fucking idiot.

But some one who perhaps needs to be coaxed or massaged into a different angle because their code base will grow 90% in size? Depending on the context that might be for the best. Or it might not be.

Coming back to my earlier analogy. Hammers and scalpels are both honest. Different tools for different needs.

FuckOffNeemo··on Linus Torvalds apologizes for his behavior, takes time off
"A man who says a spade is a spade is only fit to wield one" - I can't recall who this quote is from but it had a profound impact on my how I conduct myself.

Or: "A hammer is no more or less honest than a scalpel."

I had the same sense of reality as Linus is having now, fortunately I was only 26 when it was brought to my attention.

Previously I took pride in calling a spade a spade. I was abrupt, people actually praised me in this behavior before I realised it was holding me back. To be specific, some close friends who were in Senior positions to me gave me a reality check.

My behavior was not genetic, it was nurture and not nature. The Finish brash is not too far from the Northern English brashness.

I've had my ego checked on a few occasions and I've changed my tact accordingly when I realised it wasn't a win/lose or a zero sum game. It's about working together. I shouldn't escalate to a combative state so eagerly. The above quote resonated with me when it highlighted I need to better at communicating. 'Disagree and commit' is one such method that I've been trying to practice. Anothe

I'm glad he's been given a reality check, though I hope it doesn't take anything away from his matter of fact way of speaking. He doesn't need to sink to ab hominem based attacks to get his point accross.

FuckOffNeemo··on Show HN: I'm 12, learning JS, and wrote Wolfram's cellular automaton in Node
This has suddenly became the most wholesome thread I've ever read on HN.

This is why HN is great.

FuckOffNeemo··on Ask HN: What were/are you doing at age 25? What would you change?
Happy birthday for tomorrow/today!
FuckOffNeemo··on When You Watch Sports, Your Brain Thinks You’re Playing
Considering their comment history, I don't think the person we're responding to is none technical.

But if AlphaGo and Google Duplex have had a ML/AI child and they're being tested on HN I'm pretty excited about it!

FuckOffNeemo··on CUPS Local Privilege Escalation and Sandbox Escapes
We use CUPS on prem to translate print queues from several Finance and HR systems for an up stream Follow-You printing solution with another vendor.

CUPS evidently has many applications that are outside of your awareness.

FuckOffNeemo··on Bitwarden – Open Source Password Manager
Their (1Password) Android app is great. As you pointed out though, iOS always gets the UI\UX benefits first because they're focused predominately on the Apple eco.
FuckOffNeemo··on Trial wipes out over 80% of Australian disease-spreading mosquito
And fucking cane toads.

Edit: as in the Australian, introduced pest.

FuckOffNeemo··on Goodbye Microservices: From 100s of problem children to 1 superstar
An article or maybe comment on HN the other day where serverless is hyperbolic hit the nail on the head.

The OP at the time suggest serverless should instead be re-branded Function as a Service which is a considerable improvement.

FuckOffNeemo··on Surviving as an ‘Old’ in the Tech World
For my own knowledge and perhaps others can understand your comment better, what's an IC?
FuckOffNeemo··on Show HN: Google Drive as a file system
How far away are from making the 'Download More RAM' meme redundant I wonder?

Excellent work harababurel :)

Edit: words

FuckOffNeemo··on Scottish bookstore lets people run the shop while renting an apartment upstairs
Bernard Black, is that you?
FuckOffNeemo··on Friendly web development tutorials for complete beginners
OP, is this your site? Oliver James?

Gorgeous looking site. I really appreciate the feel of the site, stands out in a non-obnoxious way and is strikingly unique.

FuckOffNeemo··on Ask HN: Why is hackernews so old-fashioned?
Or even when you have massive GB$ fee's for onboard wifi on a flight, it'd cost next to nothing to bring up HN and casually read through threads such as this.

When I first visited HM, my sentiments were the same.

'What on earth is this fucking thing? A site... for developers... that looks like it was written as a HTML text editor without the frills?'

Over time my position has completely changed and I now adore HN for the charm of it's minimalist impression.

Don't fix what isn't broken.

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