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I think that part of their job is resolving violent or potentially violent conflict.
It’s true that perhaps my situation as described to the dispatcher might not have met a certain threshold, however, it would’ve made sense for them to ask more questions and give guidance as in general people have a bit of adrenaline when calling and might not be in the best shape to give a clear description. Immediately dismissing such scenarios could lead to some harmful results.
Even in grade school, I remembered dreading when they would have us run a mile as fast as we could and record the times.
Not something I'd expect from someone who has used DO for years.
Mathematically, the extent to which it happens and the duration don’t make much sense to me.
I have written tsql functions in c# and imagine that other dialects have analogous functionality.
It seems as though the point is to cut down on sql code, it’d also be possible to query the foreign keys and create a data structure that could feed a function for joins.
I haven’t thought out the specifics but think this type of approach would be more practical than changing the sql standard.