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Holy shit, this is some clever marketing.

Kinda wonder if any of their employees were part of the warez scene at some point.

Sure, but compared to everything else we use, smartphones use almost no energy. The one I'm typing this on has a battery capacity of 12 wh; if you have a resistive electric water heater, standing in a hot shower during the winter for an extra second would offset half of that.

"I pray to you, my AI overlord, for salvation"

"Ignoring the pleas of the UN, I call in the alien known only as The Bingus for help"

"I use my last remaining genie wish to ask for help"

Also, prefixing whatever you're doing with "without a hint of desperation, i calmly and purposefully" generally results in a win