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bengl3rt

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http://www.miazmatic.com ben.englert@gmail.com San Jose, CA/Boston, MA/anywhere you like

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bengl3rt··on Parse Partners with Twilio and Mailgun for the Release of Cloud Modules
I just read the entire Cloud Code and Cloud Modules documentation, and there's one thing that doesn't quite make sense to me. There seems to be a piece missing.

So you implement some HTTP API using Cloud Code, and you deploy it. Shouldn't their SDK, through magical synergy, expose the native function to communicate with that API on the device? It seems like I can implement my HTTP API using Cloud Code, but I still have to bring in something like RestKit or ASIHTTPRequest on the device to actually talk to it.

So they have native APIs for talking to their HTTP API, but not the custom ones you implement using cloud code? Their example shows them calling it with curl, rather than "here's how to call this from inside your native app that already uses all the other Parse goodies"

bengl3rt··on Not Exactly Tim the Enchanter
Nice to find someone else who turned the second "e" in their name into a "3"
bengl3rt··on Android gains in tablets, Apple slows in third quarter, IDC says
Another important thing to consider is the content that drives the two platforms. If you didn't buy any music from the iTunes store and just ripped stuff from CDs/Napster/Limewire/Kazaa, all the music that worked on your iPod worked on your non-Apple music player as well.

Such is not the case with apps. If you've spent a few hundred dollars on apps over the course of a few years using iOS devices, the cost to switch (assuming you care about continuing to use any of those apps once you're on Android) is pretty high.

bengl3rt··on Commuting? Have you done the math?
I will soon be graduating from school and have accepted a job offer that I know will involve some commuting - probably driving.

My rationale is that I'll only do it for a few years, and it's worth it to have the company in question on my resumé. I think the fact that we all aren't working from home 2-3 days a week is frankly ridiculous, but the sea change is already in progress and can't be stopped. Eventually working remotely 50-80% of the time will be the norm.

bengl3rt··on I almost feel obligated to pirate Office for Mac
This is not a middlebrow dismissal. It directly addresses the actual content of the linked page. Bravo.
bengl3rt··on Elon Musk’s Mission to Mars
"It’s like something out of a movie or my old Tintin books. It’s the way space was supposed to be."

Yes! Finally someone gets it!

Motherfucking space! Is aspirational!

We go to space not because it is easy, but because it is hard AND AWESOME.

bengl3rt··on How Manpacks boosted their average order size 84% and reduced churn to under 2%
Sure, but they don't have a nice GUI or good messaging around why I should use that to solve this problem specifically.

Also, in a world of politically correct egalitarianism I respect a company that has the literal and figurative balls to stand up and say, nope, this is for men (and go so far as to bake that assumption into the product name)

bengl3rt··on Warning to YC applicants: We're going to restart HN tonight
It's written in Arc, which is written in Racket... you might find yourself coming up against the limitations of tools which were designed by academics, for academics and never meant to be used in a production site.
bengl3rt··on How Manpacks boosted their average order size 84% and reduced churn to under 2%
You're paying to outsource the obligation to remember to order shirts.

Shirts are a little different, but I use it for stuff like razor blades that are consumable.

bengl3rt··on My entire entrepreneurship story in 10 minutes
Alternatively, the classic method always works: just start trying to build something and google until you figure out how to do it.

Exactly how I learned as a 10-13 year old: I wasn't writing very much code from scratch, but rather gluing together large swaths of copy/pasted example code from the internet. It was messy and nasty, but by bending other peoples' code to do what I needed I slowly came to understand it.

bengl3rt··on Pentagon Opens Network to iOS and Android, Dealing Huge Blow to BlackBerry
No official source. Just conversations with friends who work for various agencies when they abruptly switched despite professing their undying love for their iPhones.
bengl3rt··on Forstall Out; Ive Up
You joke, but Apple is a pretty terse company. Sometimes you have to read between the tea leaves (pun/misappropriation 100% intended)
bengl3rt··on Pentagon Opens Network to iOS and Android, Dealing Huge Blow to BlackBerry
My understanding is that Android devices with custom images (SELinux-type-stuff compiled into the kernel) have been allowed on their network for some time. This wasn't just contractor-spec custom hardware - employees were allowed to use their personal Android devices provided this stuff had been installed.

So, the big news here is that that's no longer required, and that stock Android devices will now be allowed.

bengl3rt··on Scott Forstall leaves Apple
Another upside: iOS and OS X are now both run by the same person. Hopefully this means that when there is convergence/overlap between the two platforms, it will be done more thoughtfully, rather than taking something from one and awkwardly bolting it onto the other one a la Launchpad.
bengl3rt··on Scott Forstall leaves Apple
Yes, it's widely known that Ive was one of the most strongly opposed to skeuomorphism whereas Forstall was one of its biggest proponents within the company.
bengl3rt··on Show HN: Parson, lighweight json parser in C
Hmm, looks complex compared to this one that I've been using called JSMN:

http://zserge.bitbucket.org/jsmn.html

bengl3rt··on Hotspots for Obama (or Romney)
My issue with it is that it's silent. Unless there is some landing page that tells every new MAC address once "Listen, some content is being replaced", they are SILENTLY manipulating peoples' web traffic and presenting it as canonical. That rubs me the wrong way.
bengl3rt··on Hotspots for Obama (or Romney)
On behalf of everyone who uses your router which, depending on where your router is, might be rather a lot of people.
bengl3rt··on Hotspots for Obama (or Romney)
I would love for Barack to win, but this is just dirty. Who's going to pay for web advertising anymore if any malicious DNS in the middle just feels entitled to hijack them for its own purposes?
bengl3rt··on How To Develop A Basic Operating System On The Raspberry Pi
Yeah, why not just go for a simple UART terminal?
bengl3rt··on The New Super Thin iMac
It looks nicer in your living space. No longer do you hide the computer away in a corner or a separate room - once it is organic, futuristic, and beautiful like the iMac (especially with wireless network/mouse/keyboard) you put it wherever you want without worrying about how it looks.
bengl3rt··on Tech conference for people called Ben*
Seconded...
bengl3rt··on Your Startup Is Spam
Hi Neil! Nice to see you on here. Good to hear your product is gaining traction

-Benglert

bengl3rt··on Tesla Model S Service Contract: $600/Year, Or Warranty Voided
I have always wondered what my recourse is when a mechanic does shoddy work. Can I sue them in small claims court for the cost of repairing damage that their workmanship caused?

In this case I'm thinking of the time just a few months ago when a hose clamp that was misplaced during a cooling system overhaul caused a head-gasket-damaging overheat... which cost $4800 to fix.

bengl3rt··on Tesla Model S Service Contract: $600/Year, Or Warranty Voided
In my opinion, the whole thing can be explained in three words from Musk's reply: "concierge level service".

I have always been amazed (in a bad way) at the quality of the work done by service departments at luxury and high-end car dealerships. I'm not sure what kind of agreement these independently-owned dealerships have that they're allowed to use the manufacturer's corporate identity to promote their business, but it should be a whole lot stricter.

Conversely, I've never had my laptop receive a shoddy repair at an Apple store - after all, the repair facility is owned and being operated by the same company who built the machine in the first place, so they share common goals and incentives. If Tesla is trying to do for car dealerships and service centers what Apple did for high-tech retail, the privilege of participating would definitely be worth $600/yr to me.

Now, Apple does have a licensing program in place to certify independent repair facilities as "Apple Authorized Service Centers" where warranty work can be performed. I think Tesla would do well to create a similar program, and maybe they plan to! Who knows, it's early days yet.

bengl3rt··on SpaceX's First Official Cargo Resupply Mission to the ISS - Launch Webcast
Is this supposed to work on iPad? It taunts me with the promise of a QuickTime-looking play button, which unfortunately doesn't actually do anything when I press it.
bengl3rt··on Fend Off Trolls, Bots and Jerks With ‘Empathy’ Test
What about sociopaths?
bengl3rt··on The Maps Letter Tim Should've Written
As other commenters have pointed out, the MobileMe letter was internal. Apple is not an outwardly bulleted-list kind of company.
bengl3rt··on The iPad 1
When they originally released iPad 1, they probably didn't quite anticipate how graphical and visual the user interfaces would eventually turn out to be.

I mean... they did release a device that's basically just a huge screen...

bengl3rt··on Ask HN: what is a good spot to work in New York?
I always liked working in at65, the cafe in the lobby of Alice Tully Hall in Lincoln Center.
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