The truth is there isn't that much work to do anymore so the tech employee convinces their boss' boss that some hyped up tech will make them even more efficient. After a minimum of 3 months to integrate the new tech into the workflow, that same tech employee will AHDH his way into some other tech seen at Velocity and leave the internally wiki documented mess to some poor sap to maintain.
You can but the majority of your 23 year old coworkers will annoy the ever living shit out of you. They may even implicitly put you first on the chopping block because not hanging out with them outside of work means you're not a team player.
This is no surprise. There's no metro area in the USA as cringe worthy as SV when it comes to relationships between men and women. Sexually frustrated neck beards and moderately attractive women do not mix. I can't even count the number of times a coworker has confessed his love to another, get rejected, then go out of his way to sabotage their career.
Are the grandparents in the picture? I know my parents would have no problem watching my baby a few times a week. Throw in the other set of grandparents and you're gold.