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I see a website in purple colors selling something, I buy

It’s Joever.

Holy crap, the parsing is instant. It also parses in such a way that it matches the format of the original PDF.

Thanks for sharing, I'm definitely using this in my project!

This is where POTUS should step in and stop this sale. Not cool.

i hate mine. when watching movies, scenes that slowly transition to another view look jaggy. Does that happen to yours?

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Tell your parents i said thank you for making you exist.

I really don’t appreciate BigCoffee pushing their anxiety juice on me.

Ever since I stopped drinking that mini-panic-attack potion, my heart hasn’t skipped a beat, my sleep has been great and I don’t feel tired all the time.

Hopefully one day people wake up (haha) and dump it the way we’ve dumped cigarettes.

Don't do LSD like that. It brought us the iPhone.

I was expecting to see Mark Baum on the phone saying "hey, we're in a bubble".

> Since I needed a home desktop anyway, I picked up a new Mac Mini for Clawd (a popular trend on the internet in these past few weeks)

I find this trend hilarious. Tim Cook is rubbing his hands like a fly.

Yep, we're cooked. Time to sell yourself as a professional vibe coder on Linkedin. I'm not being sarcastic.

“What da fu*k you sayin? Jordan, are you f*ckin’ high?!”

RIP

“Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist”

We need an Executive Order banning all ads on appliances and car infotainment systems.

You could use a firefox extension called BlockTube. You can still access Youtube but it’ll hide certain videos based on channel name, keywords in videos, etc.

For example, I have “Trump” or “Musk” to block any video with these keywords in the video title.

If you click on a share link video and those keywords appear, it’ll just show a black screen.

I feel attacked

The classic “You will own nothing and be happy”

Haha “Going”. I get it

I think so, I’d say by 2030. By that time, I plan on visiting my local Boot Barn to buy some work boots and then apply for an apprenticeship as a land surveyor.

“Tax on. Tax off. Tax on. Tax off”

All of a sudden I don't hear the "pick yourself up by the bootstraps" folks anymore. Where did they go? Are they in the unemployment line, too?

def runMentalGymnastics(): “”” You, because you left the knife on the table “”” pass

Probably because OpenAI is the best at this than any other player in the game. They’re on their way to replacing Google as the #1 search engine. Instead of “google it” it’s going to be “gpt it”, and we all know who “gpt” is.

hot diggity dog

Apollo 13 crew was saved by duct tape, yet it’s still rocket science.

I never thought those metal layers in a car tire work similarly to the simple spoke design of a bike tire. I just assumed air pressure did all the work and the metal layers were there to resist sharp objects as much as possible.

Thank you thunderbong, very cool.

All that needs to change. The glue to the US economy needs to be Americans. We have the best universities in the world but we decide to invest in foreign students instead of our own for wage reasons.

It would be nice if the President signed an executive order that tariffs companies 1000% for off shoring tech work.

These folks are stealing our jerbs.

I’ve been getting emails from places I shopped online despite opting out of these types of emails. Guess we don’t have a way to hold these illegal operations accountable anymore. Good thing I used alias emails so I can disable them.