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I've worked with those kind of badly managed clients before. They likely ignored Oracle's advice, came up with nonsense strategies and requirements then kept being vague about the details.
Go and keep turning you bakers over off or requesting crazy ingredients that should never go into mixture (against the bakers advice) and see what kind of bread you get.
Anti-immigration / anti-change is stupid. Nobody would be where they are today if change never happened. Get off my lawn.
Having read both complaints, I'm on Oracles side more than the Oregons.
On so many big IT projects I would see the client constantly change requirements, be very vague, change stakeholders who then completely move the goal posts and effectively hold the project back for large periods of time.
It's not surprise that large projects fail when you see the state of most large clients.
This highlights a much larger problem. Our processes for delivering large IT projects need a radical change in order to stop toxic stakeholders tanking whole projects.
However, Some of Oracle's products are shit and do fuck all out of the box despite what the sales people say.
The article is talking about optimising before you can prove where the problems are... Apple had excellent testing which showed where a lot of issues were. Some issues may well have not been discovered until a wider audience had access though.
Testing can happen before you release a product you know? You new fangled startup MVP types only think good testing happens on paying customers. Fuck you guys.
I enjoy a wonderful and varied diet since I moved near the coast in Australia... some days I would just rather not have to eat though (various reasons). For these days, why not use Soylent?
Here; I've highlighted the key parts for you:
" he's selling because he doesn't want the stock anymore therefore Balmer being replaced as CEO is unlikely to be an influencing factor."
Most good Java guys that I know take around £500 - 700 per day in the enterprise, telco, banking and ecommerce space.
Everybody I've ever spoken to (outside of small JS type devs) has got a linkedin profile and expected me to have one. So many recruiters (I contract now) have used linkedin to contact me based on searches they've done which I have converted into 6 separate projects now (and at £650 per day that's a lot of money).
Depending what circles you move in (I move in big enterprise software and services circles) it's just a given that you will have a linkedin. I have a domain name which directs to my blog and one page profile but even then people still ask for my linkedin.
I don't know what the smaller time software dev world is like but for me linkedin is essential..
Saying you can't believe why anybody in the HN crowd would use linkedin probably shows that you only know about the bubble that you operate in.
Quit this startup crap
Get a job at a large consulting firm e.g. Accenture (you will get to work with smart and highly motivated people)
Spend time working on big enterprise projects getting paid well.
You will soon see all the complex problems that enterprises have to deal with on a daily basis. This will fuel your next startup idea.
Fix a pain point for one of your big consultancy clients and base your startup around that, you'll have a network of smart people and a market that's in need of your solution.
I've spent a few years working for a large consultancy, I've worked with mega ambitious and smart people on massive projects that I would have never seen otherwise. I've learnt so much about tech and business that I'm now ready to break out on my own and I have a massive network and a huge amount of savings to do it.
Also, don't think your life has to revolve around startups. Great careers are just as exciting.
A better idea would be to encourage people to use condoms. This does not circumvent human nature and has a much better chance of working.
Don't defend ill thought out policy with bad logic.
What OS are you running? If you trust your OS vendor enough to run their binaries as root then you shouldn't be too worried when they screenshot your machine every minute and post the images online so your family can see the kind of porn you watch...