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deathweaselon Following acquisition, Episerver rebrands as Optimizely

Wow. The consumption of Optimizely is complete. It's as if Episerver is wearing the corpse of Optimizely like a skin suit.

deathweaselon Atlassian Cloud ToS section 3.3(I) prohibits discussing performance issues

Over here, at least, a lot of the time is spent just waiting for content. Even static content from CDNs. I'm guessing they're not geolocating properly.

See https://community.atlassian.com/t5/Jira-questions/How-to-swi...

deathweaselon Atlassian Cloud ToS section 3.3(I) prohibits discussing performance issues

9s to load that page. 3s just for `jira/software/c/projects/HV/issues/?filter=allissues`, which is 194 lines of HTML (with some scripts) but the bulk of the 3s is just content loading.

Wow.

deathweaselon Atlassian Cloud ToS section 3.3(I) prohibits discussing performance issues

Do you guys use synthetic monitoring tools?

deathweaselon Blue Apron to Sell Meal Kits in Stores to Buttress Sagging Deliveries

Also HEB in Texas. Great product. https://www.heb.com/meal-simple-mch?cid=H-P-H-GOO-T_Meal-Sim...

deathweaselon Keep Ruby Weird Again [video]

Do you know where to find the rest of the talks from this conference, by chance?