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eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Where are the good platforms for contract work?
https://www.cwjobs.co.uk/

https://jobserve.com/gb/en/Job-Search/

Filter the results on 'contract'.

Hit me up for tips if you're thinking of going contract. I've been in and out of the game for years and making more than double than I would as a perm.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Where are the good platforms for contract work?
Doesn't the US have an active contractor market like the UK? In the UK there are lots of job boards with a contract filter and many recruitment agents deal exclusively in contracts rather than perm roles. Is this different in the US?
eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Generalist contractors, what is your hourly rate?
Best comment yet but zero replies. Would love to hear about how you jumped into 2m$ roles after working at FAANG. Is that still consulting?
eatYourFood··on Broadcom to acquire VMware for $61B
lulwut?

I've got several clients that pay over 500k/year to a SaaS ERP vendor. The ERP system is the very definition of enterprise software.

What would you suggest I advise my clients when it comes to their finance, inventory, order management, logistics etc?

I guess they could piece together various SaaS solutions to create some sort of composable microservice based system to meet their needs but that's a massive engineering overhead when they can just get all of the functionality they need on one big fat enterprise ERP system.

The cosmetics manufacturer I work with does not care about what the technologists (people like you and me) care about. They just want to run their manufacturing and wholesale operation and if Oracle are offering one system that does it all, why wouldn't they take that deal?

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: What is your spiritual practice?
Jesus Christ, this is the kind of thing you read in the newspaper where some crazy religious guy kidnaps his family on a remote ranch and rapes them all.

You’re torturing your family, wrapping them in a small bubble of a fantasy world.

This extreme level of religious living is outright child abuse.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: What is your spiritual practice?
I worked with a pastor in the Philippines doing charity work a number of years ago, he outright said that his good deeds were all to spread and grow the religion, not because doing good deeds is a good thing to do. I did not like that one bit but it’s hard to argue against given these Filipinos really did need food parcels.

The Japanese mafia also give out charity to get people inside. Putin used to drive around rural regions handing out cash too.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: What is your spiritual practice?
I worked with a pastor in the Philippines doing charity work a number of years ago, he outright said that his good deeds were all to spread and grow the religion, not because doing good deeds is a good thing to do. I did not like that one bit but it’s hard to argue against given these Filipinos really did need food parcels.

The Japanese mafia also give out charity to get people onside. Putin used to drive around rural regions handing out cash too.

In the UK, Jehovas witnesses come round to your house after the death of a loved one and they give you all kinds of nice messages and charity.

Growing a religion (or a movement) through bribery is an ancient practice.

eatYourFood··on Toyota 'reviewing' key fob remote start subscription plan after blowback
I assume you mean the Monte Carlo casino. A previous trip to Vegas made me realise American casinos are just fat people in flip flops.
eatYourFood··on Entire website in a single HTML file
Did you manage to sell Romulus to any gov customers? I built and sold a similar solution on top of SAP Hybris which we sold to several government departments around the world. It’s a very hard sell even with the worlds largest software sales organisation behind you.
eatYourFood··on The Politics of Wine in 18th-century England
Probably nothing but most decent French wines use a cork and I use stopper to close it if we're not finishing the bottle. I guess I could buy a fake cork instead but it's pretty much the same at that point.

My point was, it's not hard to seal an opened cork bottle

eatYourFood··on The Politics of Wine in 18th-century England
What's wrong with a simple metal wine stopper with rubber to block the neck of the bottle?
eatYourFood··on PR to Merge Multicore OCaml
> could learn a lot from studying this team.

How? Where?

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
> "fuck the clients, they deserve to get cheated".

Why use quotation marks for something I didn't say? Nothing I've said means "fuck the clients" unless you are maliciously taking the worst possible interpretation.

A change that takes a massive amount of time and effort isn't something I should do for free.

I'm more than happy to build a backlog, refine it, and build until there's a RC... so few enterprise clients want to subscribe to the perceived risk, they'd rather spend months specifying everything upfront to make some senior person happy whether that delivery methodology has been proven to work or not.

eatYourFood··on Internet Movie Firearms Database
Don't forget rust....
eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
And the clients aren’t to blame? Some will force waterfall on you then change their minds on requirements, am I a charity that just gives work away for free when they change their mind?

Many large companies absolutely refuse agile delivery and require fixed scope and cost to get anything done.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
Lawyers are mostly pretty bad at pricing, let’s not use them as a benchmark for our industry.

But yes, you did some law work and they want you to charge hourly rather than based on value.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
If that’s the case, getting screwed is pretty common.

If my SAP implementation is going to save over 1 million per year in increased manufacturing efficiency, how should I price my services? The floor is set by the cheapest contractors in my market, the ceiling is how ever high I can negotiate.

The client will capture far more value than me over the lifetime of the product. I also don’t want to charge by the hour because there’s a conflict of interest and I want to detach hours worked from fees charged otherwise I’m just slaving away.

Hourly is for blue collar work, it’s not professional at my and your level.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
I agree with Alan Weiss, lawyers are unprofessional and mostly terrible at maximising income. They charge 1:1 hours to fees which is a bad deal for a professional.
eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
You can’t do hourly in London, the lowest you can go is a day rate, hours being 1:1 with fees is a great way to leave money on the table as a contractor. As a contractor you want to structure your deliverables on your terms so you can choose how the spend your time. Alan Weiss wrote a lot about this and his writings changed my life. Also, if you’re hourly in London you can’t claim to be independent and you’ll get smashed on tax as HMRC will treat you as a perm employee because your client controls your hours and activities.

How do clients get screwed with fixed fee? Clients should pay for value, not hours sat in a chair.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
It’s simple to play invoices to foreign consultants. I’ve been working for American clients for years, I’d never register anything in the US and have to deal with US authorities.
eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
Hourly is unprofessional and a conflict of interest with your client.

The worst deal I would sign is a day rate (no logging hours) but fixed scope/duration is far better.

eatYourFood··on Ask HN: Strategies to land fully remote $250k+ job
Working in London you also get 5 weeks holiday. Holiday policy surely is not the main to not invest in France.

Your comment is rooted in a tremendous amount of arrogance and ignorance.

eatYourFood··on How to Stand Out with Your Job Application as a Junior Software Developer
That’s called being an independent contractor. Twice the pay, move projects at the end of a contract etc. this is often done by more experienced candidates.
eatYourFood··on When HDMI 2.1 isn't HDMI 2.1 – the confusing world of the standard
How can I control screen brightness from my m1 max? Willing to pay for a solution.
eatYourFood··on Log4j: Between a rock and a hard place
Ideally you’d just remove the word ‘as’ for the most concise and correct sentence.
eatYourFood··on Ask HN: What things has tech made worse in your life?
>> Since reqs > mvp can be hours, days, or at most weeks

"at most weeks".

I've seen MVP's take far longer than that and still be considered minimal. Minimal is contextual.

eatYourFood··on Crypto exchange BitMart confirms hack resulting in loss of $150M
It was a joke - it’s not like he’s going around taking the piss out of the losers here - it was a joke about big bountys on a software engineering / IT focussed message board.

Hack a crypto exchange - self paying bug bounty - it’s just a Joke.

Take a chill pill, the stick up your arse must be massive.

eatYourFood··on Crypto exchange BitMart confirms hack resulting in loss of $150M
Silly wager. Crypto is a wild punt, your wallet is not.

Calm down son, your emotions are getting the better of you.

eatYourFood··on Crypto exchange BitMart confirms hack resulting in loss of $150M
No I wouldn’t because they aren’t topical to a website devoted to talking about dev and tech. It’s a joke, sensitivity isn’t always a priority, you don’t have to like it.
eatYourFood··on Crypto exchange BitMart confirms hack resulting in loss of $150M
That’s not what ‘immutable ledger’ means. An equally weighted credit can balance out a debit on an immutable ledger. I think ledgers are generally supposed to be immutable.
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