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foolinator··on Jodd – The Unbearable Lightness of Java
Modern spring is amazing. Look into it. It's no longer the configuration hell it was 10 years ago. Everything is convention Over configuration. It's easy to run and configure.
foolinator··on Jodd – The Unbearable Lightness of Java
I love spring boot. I use two databases and solr. It's easy. And fun.
foolinator··on Code as subtitles: Comedy meets search at SXSW
So I've been a longtime public speaker and I've also worked on websites, mostly big, for about 13 years.

One of the things that I get annoyed about are talks with too much fluff and not enough real code that the audience can use.

So I got to thinking: why not make a presentation where code is like subtitles?

I'm not trying to change the world, I'm just going to demo 5 simple (spellcheck) to complex (integrating social media live to rank results) search features in a sketch comedy format.

The 5 sketches will span 1996 to 2012. During the sketch, the audience is invited to download and run the demo that shows that search feature during the comedy sketch.

I wrote for Second City when I lived in Chicago. I've made a lot of websites happen. Now I want to entertain and give back at the same time.

So help me get on this panel.

foolinator··on FB down 8% at opening
WillyF, the last comment was a big aggressive to you to bring home the point, but I believe the main point was that even with generous predictions on their future business plan (which as far we all know doesn't exist) that facebook is overvaluated by, well, a lot.
foolinator··on FB down 8% at opening
FB only released not even close to 1/2 of their stock. The investors are still stock rich and won't sell off their shares yet. If they did, the price would tank to less than $20.

The investors will cash out, but they'll gradually release the stock to the public.

The problem is that the sheer number of shares that need to be bought won't have enough humans in our population to buy it at the price. So you're going to see this stock gradually tank as investors dump their shares into the public.

It's really a legal ponzi scheme - Facebook only makes less than 1B in real revenue and their cap is riding at 90B and falling.

foolinator··on Meteor is now MIT licensed
I don't mind it if it hides away from a platform.

After all, that's the point of an API - to hide the dirty details.

I mean, I've not touched assembly code in over 10 years. I've not touched C++ in 10. This is a good thing, but I do remember saying the same thing about Java about hiding memory details. Now none of these languages require heavy memory management and hide nearly all those dirty details.

It doesn't seem like meteor is ready for prime time, but it is impressive (like RoR or roo) how you can make a site in less than 10 minutes.

foolinator··on Meteor is now MIT licensed
You're absolutely right. But all frameworks have to go through these humps. Hell, I remember just 2 years ago having MongoDB in production it would regularly crash. We got rid of it in production, but I'd reconsider using it now.
foolinator··on Amazon CTO: 'You should be able to walk away' from cloud providers
Their messaging is a non-standard protocol. AMQP standard would be kick ass.

Same with their cloud search - sooo obviously solr/lucene-based but 0 exposure to the lucene syntax.

Not a big deal though, it's not like it totally locks you in to use these.

foolinator··on Avi Bryant Joins Etsy
When you have a marketplace of 600K sellers, the competition is fierce. Etsy tries hard to make them profitable by offering classes online and attempts to lower costs of supplies.

I hope they can find a way to pool the cost of materials to bring low cost overhead to sellers. That would make the industry explode.

foolinator··on Avi Bryant Joins Etsy
Barely any sellers are profitable on etsy. They're all housewives or hipsters that sell at amazingly low profit margins. It's a steal if you want to buy handmade stuff though.
foolinator··on Avi Bryant Joins Etsy
Etsy has always had remote working coders and they've always been aggressive about hiring talent. Their CEO is a genius at doing this, which is a great trait for a tech leader.
foolinator··on Clojure 1.4 released
What are some things you'd like to see added to the language that's not yet there?

Seems like a lot of the core features first get added to a language and once it's mature, most new features are enhancing the API. Hell, even Microsoft released "Object Fortran" in the 90s :)

I get the idea that the clojure language feature list seems about as complete as mature languages like Scheme and LISP, but I might be totally wrong to assume that. So, are there clojure language features that you desire which we don't have already?

foolinator··on Farbrausch (demoscene group) releases their tools and engine
Great find. Holy crap does this bring back some memories.
foolinator··on Google+ gets a redesign
Facebook isn't even the #1 spot right now. Google, apple, and microsoft are still much bigger companies than they are. And oh yeah, they make PROFIT.

IMHO, facebook is GREATLY overvalued, but only time will tell if it's true. Their investment in price assumes that they will continue to grow and will still have no competition in a 1/2 decade.

$120 billion, or $80 billion - depending on who you talk to. Google is making cars that the blind can drive and glasses we saw in terminator. Facebook, they're giving us timeline. GE makes light bulbs, owns NBC, create military jets. Facebook gives us status updates. You think facebook can possibly be worth 1/3 of ALL of GE?

Of course, I'm joking a lil about facebook's offerings. I know they offer far more. However, to think they're going to be the only dog in town doing what they do is just being ignorant.

Tech is filled with creative people who fuck shit up all the time. Just as facebook made some people turn heads at MSFT and GOOG, so will someone else in the future.

foolinator··on Google+ gets a redesign
Even though one can't reliably predict how to take down facebook, it's great to see google keep trying to lash at it.

Historically, no tech company stays in the #1 spot for more than a decade. That doesn't mean Facebook won't be around in 10 years, but it does show how volatile the tech market can be.

XBox was viewed as a joke but they kept at it with their cash machine, and now they're successful.

Dreamcast was awesome but they didn't have the cash to keep at it and had to throw in the towel.

If google keeps at it, they'll sink or swim, but you have to be persistent to try to take that share.

Personally, I think google hires at a far more talented tech pool. They're doing things like VR glasses and automatic parking cars while facebook makes a big deal about integrating with Skype. So the talent is there. The money is there. The marketing is there.

We'll see how this plays out. I'm excited to see the outcome.

foolinator··on Skillshare, Codecademy and the gamification of education
ANY free education, regardless of a comparison of today's system, is great.

MIT and Stanford's courseware - AMAZING. The courses are THE SAME courses as CS courses. Now, there's no excuse not to learn it, and a lot of people in 3rd world countries ARE learning it.

The classroom is going to drastically change very soon. We're entering a great time for eduction.

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
I hate people who put down people. They're assholes and stupid.

Just kidding dude. I was just joking when I said that. I love coding. I'd fuck a node.js program and even let XML lick my balls at the same time.

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
That's all I said though, is that it reminded me of my Java years.

And yeah, connecting to C libs is commonplace in large PHP places. In fact, that's how PHP gets a lot of it's work done to be quick. Your ".01%" is a number you're throwing out of your ass and you know it.

I'm not surveying PHP usage, merely telling my experience. If you work on a website and need to connect to an external system that only has a C lib, guess what? You're going to connect using C libs.

foolinator··on Red Hat and 10Gen team up to build the world's best open source data platform
This is nothing more than a simple press release to say that Red Hat and 10gen are working on "something."

World's BEST? C'mon man. This title resembles a title on a pamphlet at a florida timeshare seminar.

That being said - the article is scant on all details. No mentioning of software bundled, when it'll be done, if it's going to only offer an "enterprise only" license version (sounds like it by the article), etc etc...

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
Bahh.. Don't be so patronizing. I'm a nerd dude. I was joking when I said I hate them all. I'll fuck Java and PHP in a 3some if given the chance.

I'm saying as long as I get paid I'll do the job because I'm an hourly coder (pays more, have mouths to feed). I do plenty of "fun" work and open source work.

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
Bahh.. it was at where I worked. It was because we relied on C libraries that PHP connected to. When PHP is slow, they make links to C libs to get speed. Java did the same with JNI. PHP simply isn't fast enough in some situations where C libs are necessary to hook up with. (private message me if you disagree.. I'll be glad to go into details)

We were typically getting up to 200 req/second on our stack. So it was pretty heavy traffic to begin with. We solved the core dumps though. And the java core dumps were for the same reason (necessary to connect to JNI).

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
Like it or hate it, PHP stack is easy to start coding webpages if all you know is HTML.

PHP is an easy to enter arena. Memorizing APIs is easier than Computer Science. But PHP works fine with CS concepts. But it also offers a shit ton of commands that allow for both styles to mingle (often times, not nicely).

I'm sick of "your language sucks" arguments. There's good in all of them.

foolinator··on PHP Sucks, But It Doesn't Matter
I know why it's successful.

I remember when PHP was becoming popular. It allowed for inroads to code from front end designers who hated coding in Flash at a time when academia-based Java people were running all the big websites. If you wanted to hack up and put up a website, you can do so in a few minutes with a LAMP stack where a Java stack needed some lessons in Java.

Same is pretty much true today, but it's 10 languages instead of Java.

You know, Java was the same way. It was originally made in the 90s as a language made for embedded devices (toasters, refrigerators, etc). No one expected it to be a web language.

But Java offered something that was attractive to C++ coders: garbage collection. that made learning the language a lot easier. C++ people joked about Java never becoming popular. It crashed a lot! (core dumps - a common issue in PHP)

PHP reminds me a lot of what Java was 10 years ago. It's not as well put together as Java was. And it too took about 8-10 years to introduce templating.

My point:

1) PHP is popular because it has a more welcoming barrier of entry into coding.

2) PHP's problems appear the same to me as Java's problems 10 years ago.

That's all. Not saying one is better than another. Use whatever the fuck you want. I use both so as long as my employer pays me. Tell me to code mindfuck and I will. As I get older, I think I hate them all.

foolinator··on Unlearn, young programmer
I lot of companies have real mentors. Ask about that before starting somewhere. Find out who your boss is. Ask them questions.

A lot of startups are bad at this because they're, well, starting up. I'm a big believer in mentoring, but a lot of startups I worked for didn't appreciate this at all. Just gotta keep looking.

foolinator··on I'm burning out and I can't tell anyone
Your boss is a dick, so he's making it clear they shouldn't need you. Get that shit out of your head that the sky will fall for these people if you leave. It won't.

It's hard to believe, I know, but they WILL find a replacement and life will go on.

If I'm wrong, your boss should've learned not to work you like a whore.

I can feel the OP's pain man. GTFO. Quit.

foolinator··on I'm burning out and I can't tell anyone
He works for an asshole. He won't leave because he's being a pussy.
foolinator··on I'm burning out and I can't tell anyone
FUCK THAT.. Quit. He works for an asshole. Startups are a dime a dozen. I'm sure he's got an idea.

All this sensitive therapy crap - just change your life and do what you want. That billion dollar cashout is a fucking joke.

foolinator··on I'm burning out and I can't tell anyone
Get the fuck out of there. Do it with class. They'll understand. Your life and your health are far more important. Fuck the romanticism of startups, do your own thing. You're posting on here looking to hear this because you know it's true. GTFO.

I just got laid off from a douche bag boss (who knows, you may have been that boss, for all I know). He was pretty much in your shoes. I imagine in another life he'd be a good guy but his negative attitude was infectious and as a result his protégés are now professional douches and everyone around him is miserable. You're going to become THAT GUY if you don't get out.

foolinator··on 'Deep' layoffs expected at Yahoo
They should've become MS's bitches when they had a chance.
foolinator··on Senator Schumer's waffling response to SOPA
Yeah it pisses me off. He admits and clarifies that what we say he understands but still goes on the side of the RIAA.
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