Apparently I am also stuck in 2012 - are we not doing cloud and machine learning anymore?
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also, are they really counting "rebirth" as an incorrect interpretation of the phoenix emoji? what is even the purpose of a phoenix emoji outside of that context.
and those head-shaking ones are just objectively terribly designed
I don't care about kids or their bus stops. Also, just put some lights on them, then (the bus stops, or the kids, doesn't really matter).
But, RDMBS only makes sense if you can use your existing installation, so MySQL-only is a nonstarter.
It does seem that immature languages tend to win a lot of benchmarks, likely because they're still cutting a lot of corners. Still, though.
I only wish they picked a more "Enterprise-friendly" name...
Not a great start there...