What irks me is computing and comparing W/Mips for vastly different processors like 45W Intel and 5W ARM chips. That just isn't reasonable, as performance increase is very sublinear in power.
Black ski masks? Curly wired-earpieces? Jotting notes on yellow stick-it pad? Jerky answers? That doesn't sound like google at all, more like yet another fake. Remember this one?:
http://www.sfbg.com/googleshoutdown