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intergalacticon Australia passes new law to thwart strong encryption

Governments need to stop giving their hacking tools to all the bad guys in the world so none of us need super encryption.

intergalacticon Canada to Measure Marijuana Use by Testing Sewage

Gov needs to stop poking it’s perverted nose in everyones business and start doing the things people invented government for like fixing roads and making sure people have affordable places to live. Gov needs to smoke a joint and chill.

intergalacticon Big Tech Embraces Big Censorship

To help Big Tech, congress needs to make a law that states we all are required by law to give them all our personal info and then for us to just shut up. I have to admit that would solve a lot of problems. That’s all Big Tech really wants is our info. Then we would have to go out and find some real friends. BooHoo nobody likes me. Then American free press could show tearjerkers all day long, well that’s all they do now. Real news doesn’t get good ratings.

intergalacticon World's Only Sample of Metallic Hydrogen Disappears in Lab

Someone, somewhere, somehow, took it. They were trying to do too much too soon. Most likly it was the Intergalactic Police. But it's a good thing it disappeared because the power companies would have had to increase rates three fold. Why, you ask? Because, even though it would be cheaper to produce and transmit power for the power companies, the consumer would have to shoulder the cost of this new material. Big Biz 101

intergalacticon Can Gun Victims and Gun Advocates Change Each Other’s Minds?

Yes, when the victim buys a gun, and the advocate gets shot.