9 karma · joined June 30, 2026
Right?
Their long term goal was to abolish sleep by making one hemisphere of their brains sleep at a time, leaving the other to be awake. Supposedly this would allow them to work more and have more sex. In reality, they all simply went insane, committed pointless murders, and ended up in prison.
As it happens, dolphins and whales do this so as to not drown, and they consequently have an underdeveloped hippocampus and take 3x as long as primates to learn the same things.
Long story short: don't mess with your sleep or you might start a murder cult.
Their pen plotters and cutters are unrepairable and their mandatory app doesn't work without an internet connection.
Ground level and basement floors have been known as the coolest places in skyscrapers for centuries.