Speaking of Windows Update, does anyone know why it's so terrible?
On your average Linux-distro:
Run "package-manager update"
wait for download (ususally pretty quick)
installs
might need to restart if there's a kernel upgrade or something
done.
Download is slow - hobbyist running their own servers have better bandwidth than a trillion dollar company.
The install is slow.
The install doesn't even finish in the control panel dialog.
There's a second install step just before you restart.
There's a THIRD install step just before you login.
You go to Windows Update again to double check and guess what, it didn't install everything for some reason, repeat the above steps N fucking times.