> Where are you going? Where will you be staying? What do you intend to do? (it's what US border agents ask their citizens)
Recently you don't even have to get your passport out of the bag, nevermind talking to anybody - you just stroll through the gate. They know who you are via facial recognition (which is creepy in its own right). But how would you know that, tovarisch mayor, your metoditchka was written a long time ago.