I thought spamming your own blog was not allowed here.
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I thought spamming your own blog was not allowed here.
Go ahead, I'll wait.
In fact, there is a bizarre visceral hatred for all the old Netscape guys here—Marc, Brendan, and Jamie—who in particular probably hates this place back even more, even though they are directly responsible for 95% of HN posters having jobs today.
A new hello.jpg?
At least wealth is a quantifiable measure of success in our society.
In contrast, many posters on HN think they're always right (it's notorious for it) with no qualifications whatsoever.
This discussion is a sea of jealously and a perfect example.
There really needs to be a definitive best practices guide published by a trusted authority.
But a lot of Apple first-party applications require installation. Packages for me and not for thee.
As do Chrome/Edge/Teams/Etc
It's 2026 and Apple still doesn't have an equivalent to MSI + the Add/Remove Programs control panel Windows has had for 30+ years.
Windows always saves a copy of the uninstaller package stub so if you trash the media you can always nope out (usually—unless the developer went out of his way to break it).
And no, the App Store is not a fix-all for this.
Though I'm certain you've raised this issue before, and it was met with "I've never heard of anyone needing a scanner, you must be doing something weird, have you tried taking a picture of it with your iPhone(R) instead?"
Keep in mind it's not Magic Mac Memory because someone will jump in and tell us that 8GB of Mac memory is clearly superior to 16GB of PC memory because Macs are able to swap and wear down your SSD in the process.
All Windows laptops come preinstalled, there's no arsing about with drivers there either.
Unless you install the bare OS from scratch. Apple bundles the drivers for their hardware with their OS.
Good luck with plugging in anything non-Apple branded or not using standard USB audio or Ethernet CDC and you're 100% having to muck about with sketchy kexts that almost certainly will break in the next OS release.
You can do this for Windows too, that's how most corporate images are built.
One image and 30 different laptop models, that's how it's done in every competently run megacorp IT department. Do you think some poor technician is manually loading drivers onto every Windows laptop?
The browser security model right now is more like those completely ineffective "gun free zone" signs cities tack up in public parks.
Like spending $1.5 million on DEI programs in Serbia? That actually happened.
It's also the first woman and black guy to go to the moon, for those keeping score at home.
I'm shocked that safety-conscious Europe—especially Germany, known for its strict rules—would allow this.
Or is this more AliExpress garbage with a German flag glued to it?
Personally, I want the most stringent CORS settings to read about his gold Sharpie pens.
I'm reminded of Jay Mohr's legendary take some years back on the creepy Carl's Jr. commercials:
Can't wait for the 80 page Talk threads.
It's a bit of a grey area on jurisdiction because FAA cares about flight safety (fires) whilst TSA is primarily looking for terrorists.
United Airlines, however, prohibits laptops and tablets:
* Remove any lithium batteries from electronic devices stored in checked bags.
* If batteries cannot be removed, these devices must be stowed in cabin bags only.
* Store any spare batteries in cabin bags.
I'd rather not test this theory because of your cavalier attitude while I'm in a chair 40,000 ft over the ocean.