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Monday-morning Team Standup at Microwave Corp. Debate has been raging for 20 minutes on what to do when the timer runs to zero on the new Model F. Finally the Product Manager calls it: "OK, let's make it beep four times. That feels about right. Oh, and let's make the beeping really high pitched so that older people and the hard-of-hearing can't actually hear it unless they're right next to the machine."
"And four times again every 30 seconds if the door doesn't get opened."
"Oh, and make sure the light inside stays ON while the door is open, because otherwise it won't rust quite as quickly..."
Somebody -- some team of somebodies -- actually spent time and mental energy deciding to make their product more obnoxious.
I don't get it.
BMW is an Intelligence Test.
If you bought one, you failed.
* User has no idea what they did wrong, and nor does anybody else.
And the trouble with that is, nobody can learn what the offensive behaviour was. (Perhaps that's intentional?)
More on topic: I'd love to see a mission or more focussed on exploring interstellar regions. I'll bet there's a whole lot more we'll learn there, even though I'll be long dead by the time it rolls around.
Granted their business was manufacturing electronics for passenger aircraft, so any change in their tooling might trigger an expensive, multi-year recertification across their product line, so maybe they were right...
[*] about 45 years... ;)
* all of the aboveThere's talk of introducing legislation to restrict quantities (government has plenty of securicrat control freaks), but since that violates the very principles which underpinned the Constitutional Court's overturning the legislation that made weed illegal in the first place, I can't see it going very far.
Don't try this at home, kids. :)