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ninjaplease··on When Men Were Men and HTML Was Static
I was about to address you seriously, but you either have no idea what sexism is or you are not interested in an honest discussion.
ninjaplease··on When Men Were Men and HTML Was Static
It's not a "mere mention of men" it's some bullshit nonsense that implies men ought to be a certain way and it also subtly implies that we're all men here and that this is no place for women. Christ you are thick.
ninjaplease··on When Men Were Men and HTML Was Static
It is sexist and you would notice if it was the other way around and, you being as much of an ass as you are, you'd probably be a big fucking douchebag about it too. Way to turn the conversation to you boo-hooing about being called a sexist neanderthal, eh?
ninjaplease··on When Men Were Men and HTML Was Static
It doesn't and you're a cunt.
ninjaplease··on When Men Were Men and HTML Was Static
Yeah, except that the absence of women is a huge and embarrassing black mark on our industry. Just because you personally are too big of a cretin to give a shit doesn't mean everyone has their head up their ass. GFY.
ninjaplease··on Ask HN: Examples of good PHP code (entire projects) where can I find them?
No such thing. Use a real language.
ninjaplease··on The Guardian Is Being Swamped with 'Dark Traffic'
Ugh, you dolts are like Stallman, other than never having produced anything of value that is.
ninjaplease··on The Guardian Is Being Swamped with 'Dark Traffic'
Not that crazy. It has valid use detecting/preventing hotlinking/bandwidth leeching. Plus otherwise how would you find out what search terms were driving traffic?
ninjaplease··on The Guardian Is Being Swamped with 'Dark Traffic'
You get it anyway. Are you kidding me? Were you born yesterday?
ninjaplease··on Face++: API for face detection – also detects gender, age, pose
Meh. Betaface has had this for years.
ninjaplease··on The future of C# and Visual Basic [video]
Python is rapidly overtaking R as the language of data analysis.
ninjaplease··on Why Silicon Valley Works
Interesting take on the libertarian-as-socially-enlightened you have there.
ninjaplease··on Up to 12M websites may have been compromised via Drupal vulnerability
Yeah not really that much of a distinction these days. People have built just about anything on WordPress. Community & ecommerce are both covered pretty solidly by the plugin ecosystem.
ninjaplease··on SpaceshipTwo crashes shortly after Mojave test flight
It is not a nice quote, it's douchey, reductionist, and mostly nonsense. What on earth does "costs are fixed" mean? I also did not realize there was an inverse relationship between "blood" and "treasure". Are we pirates?

In case you aren't trolling me, my snark was a reference to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/in-this-moment-i-am-euphoric

I don't know your friend, but my username is pretty stupid, so if she wants to take credit for it she's 100% welcome.

ninjaplease··on Osquery: Expose the operating system as a relational database
Interesting. Apparently my received wisdom is out-of-date. I usually use MySQL on the laptop when I have to clean data for analysis because it's already installed, but I will have to look into replacing it.
ninjaplease··on SpaceshipTwo crashes shortly after Mojave test flight
Are you a professional quote maker?
ninjaplease··on How long do GUIDs really need to be?
What on earth? Are you going to be changing object ids? Is knowing an object's id an attack vector? Sounds like you are doing it wrong.
ninjaplease··on How long do GUIDs really need to be?
Reading comprehension fail?
ninjaplease··on Osquery: Expose the operating system as a relational database
Get a load of Mr. "Im-too-l33t-to-use-MySQL" over here.

Otherwise it sounds like you're insinuating that MySQL is somehow languishing or limping along, which is ridiculous.

MySQL is going to SELECT almost any query faster than Postgres in a single-user/desktop installation, it's going to be easier (although granted less strict) to import data, plus it has Sequel Pro.

ninjaplease··on Angular 2 Core
Except Igor Minar is pretty much that guy.
ninjaplease··on Functional Programming in JavaScript: A Collection of Hands-on Exercises
You could theoretically use this on top of lodash though, correct?
ninjaplease··on Why is a minute divided into 60 seconds? (2007)
I was going to explain why you're a dick, but then I realized you already know you're a dick.

Nevertheless, it bears repeating: you're a dick.

ninjaplease··on Mac App Store: The Subtle Exodus
Saying something like that makes me believe that you must work deep within the bowels of an entrenched corporation, insulated from revenue needs. Anyone who has ever had to pay employees, sacrifice time from other projects to do unplanned-for maintenance, or scrounge around for tedious grunt work during a slow season would never say something so ridiculous. I bet you also swore you'd move to Canada if Bush/Obama got elected.
ninjaplease··on Mac App Store: The Subtle Exodus
You actually don't need to sign in or have an account to receive OS updates.
ninjaplease··on Hjson, the Human JSON
What spec are you looking at? http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc4627.txt specifically says in section 2.5 that all unicode characters are meant to be supported.

So now you're wrong twice.

ninjaplease··on Hjson, the Human JSON
Look, you're just wrong. The only exception to "eval" is some obscure unicode bug others are mentioning. JSON is literally a JS object literal (with the additional requirement that any key be a string). There's also no reason to use eval when JSON.parse will do it safely.
ninjaplease··on Emotional Intelligence is Overrated
Your employees were being abused and you blame them? Think your own emotional intelligence might need a firmware upgrade.