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noah32

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noah32··on OpenAI O3 breakthrough high score on ARC-AGI-PUB
The best AI on this graph costs 50000% more than a stem graduate to complete the tasks and even then has an error rate that is 1000% higher than the humans???
noah32··on A Faster Lottery Simulator (2024)
I saw a lottery simulator article posted earlier, here is faster PowerBall simulator I made while taking a "Gambling on a Global Scale" class.

Set the tickets per buy to 99999 and the auto buy time to 1ms to simulate faster.

noah32··on Show HN: InstantDB – A Modern Firebase
having abused a number of firebase databases I can say that the domain restrictions that firebase has don't do anything at all.
noah32··on Greenwich schools to ban most cellphones, Apple Watches, Fitbits and more
i think the fcc might have something to say about that
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
i can open source it if people want but its llms under the hood
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
yeah it was made to do 2-3 pages with a table / other element. i just picked that length as a good length for comedic effect. its llms so like it does things like that
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
it started as a joke about boeing doors falling off and was quite funny. unfortunately i don't have time write a paper for each person who clicks the generate button so this will have to do.
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
looks like it worked
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
attempting to push basic job queue. here goes nothing
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
i mean its certainly designed to be funny not realistic or believable. and yes it uses openai apis for content generation.
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
Looks like generations are failing. Didn't plan for 60+ people to be generating concurrently.
noah32··on Fake Paper Generator
ooops.
noah32··on Michelle's List: A free, anonymous landlord review site
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ok then... good luck with that one

noah32··on Show HN: I built a self-hosted status page and monitoring tool for my projects
All fun and games until you need a status page for your status pages' status page. Nice looking project tho.