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porknbeans00··on Fully autonomous drones have killed human soldiers for the first time
hybrid autonomous makes infinitely more sense than this shit. but tbh if the boundaries work... it's not super different from an artillery barrage.
porknbeans00··on How a new DSL may survive in the era of LLMs
yaml is not a DSL. no matter how much people try and fail repeatedly to use it as one.
porknbeans00··on How a new DSL may survive in the era of LLMs
reminds me a lot of mesos
porknbeans00··on We Think the SpaceX IPO Is Overvalued
spacex didn't buy x.ai or twitter because they were profitable. the old Elon bailing out Elon maneuver is alive and well.
porknbeans00··on Americans Are Leaving the U.S. in Record Numbers
I remember in 2012 or so I did a baseline comparison of a typical Starbucks employee in Montana versus a Silicon Valley software engineer and the cruel reality was that even thought he software engineer was making a lot more in their salary they were wildly more poor than the Starbucks employee.

at the time ( this has changed ) the Starbucks employee could own a home and put into that equity. so lower cost of living and ability to save towards equity massively overwhelmed any perceived value of a 'high salary'. Throw in the cost of living in the Bay Area and the reality was the software engineers were barely subsisting while the barista was actually building a life for themselves.

essentially. even inside the continental US.... the cost of living and cost of equity, tax structures, etc all matter a great deal. That doesn't change leaving the US. In fact it largely just gets more complicated.

but you can ABSOLUTELY make a whole lot less in a region where you will live better and make more money Long term.

porknbeans00··on Gmail thinks I'm stupid, so I left
The rush to AI everything has really showcased the epic stupidity of tech leadership.
porknbeans00··on The worst job interview I ever had
two stories.

fun one first.

I once did a coding interview entirely in bash. and the poor software engineer giving the interview did not have that as a skillset. so he was deeply confused when I spent like 70% of the time building a massive sed awk xargs one liner. then proceeded to answer every question in order with it.

I thought he was so confused by it that's why I never heard back. Turns out it was much stranger. The recruiter died. Took them months to figure out his backlog.

2nd story.

I am the responsible party for some poor persons worst interview. And I still feel awful about it. Like they were panicking cause they really wanted the role, and honestly the interview questions were unnecessarily hard and designed to induce stress ( not my call just company decision. personally I can see some of the logic for it but I question the efficacy ). result is this poor kid was spiraling. So I tried to throw them some confidence builder questions... but they were so far into the spiral they bombed those too. And like... I KNEW they knew the answers from previous parts of the interview. But like, they just lost it mentally.

I was told later they spent like 10 minutes in the bathroom recovering before doing the next stage of the interview.

I fucking hated that interview. I still think about it. Wish I coulda just sat down with em after and just apologized and told em they didn't do anything wrong. They just had a bad day and that's fine. It happens. They can try again. Like... I hate someone took it that badly. I hate I was unable to get em that confidence boost they needed to show off their skill.

Experience sometimes just plain leaves scars for everyone.

porknbeans00··on Nobody cracks open a programming book anymore
that's not true
porknbeans00··on The death of the brick and mortar toy store
kids don't want to browse amazon. =)
porknbeans00··on Steve Wozniak cheered after telling students they have AI – actual intelligence
no this is a fair question. he was enough of a sociopath to disown his own kid, but his narcissistic tendencies and love of the arts would have been a weird counter point to that.
porknbeans00··on Steve Wozniak cheered after telling students they have AI – actual intelligence
good ole woz. being just a wonderful fuzzy warm hearted human being.
porknbeans00··on Eric Schmidt booed at University of Arizona after praising AI
What's amazing to me is that even with prime free shipping in the US. NOTHING has ever beaten USPS for small shipping.

And the conservatives are always going off about it not being profitable for the USPS... but like... that subsidized shipping service is like nitrous for the US economy. We made a fortune off that. And achieved huge sweeping strategic objectives.

Example.

The ENTIRE US commercial airline industry was originally subsidized by Air Mail. We built planes and radar systems using USPS subsidies. We quite literally had Pan Am build midway island years before ww2 kicked off to prepare for that war... using Air Mail subsidies.

Logistics is not for the naive or the feint of heart.

porknbeans00··on Eric Schmidt booed at University of Arizona after praising AI
AI to me is very dangerous. And we're throwing it into mission critical shit with reckless abandon. And the operative word there is RECKLESS.

It's non deterministic by its nature. Without good frameworks and safeguards it's unpredictable. We know that much for certain.

But it's worse than that. We don't know all the attack vectors for prompt escapes yet at all. That's barely been figured out.

And the psychological toll of working in slop heavy environments is CLEARLY VERY BAD.

So ... we raced a technology out the door without even minimal research into how to do that safely or effectively. As an industry we just shot ourselves in both knees and made the case for a regulatory blow back of epic proportions. And like... That sucks. Complete failure of leadership across the entire industry. Short term gains for short term losses followed by long term losses.

porknbeans00··on Eric Schmidt booed at University of Arizona after praising AI
for a few years I was an HP Server Automation SME.

I flew around the US basically automating stuff with a network automation and operations orchestration team. This is before amazon really was a thing. So we were going into big old school data centers where the largest leap in tech since the 80s was VMWare ESX ( the new hotness ).

every site we went into we were by and large putting a lot of people out of work. these old telecom giants and industrial giants basically had a lot of folks who were like... the guy who reboots switches. Or the guy who maintains a specific bash script to take backups.

the stuff we did made most of these folks instantly obsolete. especially the CCNAs.

Now for those that don't know... 2000 or so... high schools started getting kids CCNA certifications to be top of rack switch kids so they could get a 'good job'. And it was a GOOD JOB. It paid VERY well. Better than most kids with a liberal arts degree.

Fast forward an almost a decade and we were wiping that entire career path out FAST. Datacenters went from having an army of CCNAs to a couple CCIEs and a couple CCNAs to do the physical labor. A lot of people who had only ever done one thing in their career for ten years were losing their cushy upper medium income salary and finding out their career path ended. They were as you might imagine... angry, afraid, prepared to sabotage... etc.

I didn't like that side of the work at all. But it really was inevitable.

Fast forward 15 years. The highest paid people in tech are CCIEs that can code. I know guys making 700k a year cause they know python and BGP inside and out.

We ripped the middle out of networking and EVERYONE paid the price. It's amazing to me that we never learn from our past.

porknbeans00··on GitLab announces workforce reduction and end of their CREDIT values
Apparently you never worked with Atlassian.

They have active issue tickets that are highest priority and have been open for 20 years. That's not hyperbole. Actually 20 years.

porknbeans00··on GitLab announces workforce reduction and end of their CREDIT values
When you see a decision like this. It's obvious to everyone outside the organization that this is a very bad decision that can only hurt them and their customers. And you want there to be a lever to pull to call a bet on the executives responsible. So that when this blows up in their face. As we all know it to be a certainty that it will. That they will all be fired and all of their compensation clauses are voided.
porknbeans00··on Claude Opus 4.7
Does the second amendment cover unregistered thinking machines? Asking for a friend.
porknbeans00··on Bosses say AI boosts productivity – workers say they're drowning in 'workslop'
I mean, there's truth on both sides here. Essentially LLMs are good at some stuff bad at others. If you don't use the tool appropriately you are going to hurt yourself. And at the moment there really isn't a very good opinionated good workflow framework for early adopters. Which means unless you have senior engineers the results can be varied.

I can tell you it's saved the day for me on a few occasions and lord knows it can parse docs better than any human and give you what you want in a clear cogent manner. But it's sometimes flat out wrong, and it's sometimes making things harder than you want, or isn't very context aware no matter how much you try to point it in the right direction.

But it's still good at stuff and saves time.

Early adopter pain is early adopter pain.

What scares me more is we are trading short term gains for long term losses here. And we are destroying the feeder system for senior engineers... and that's going to end horrifically.

porknbeans00··on Multi-Agentic Software Development Is a Distributed Systems Problem
If there's one thing I have learned in 25 years of this engineering world, it's that if you are trying to solve the byzantine general's problem you are doing it wrong. Don't fight fights you can't walk away from in one piece.
porknbeans00··on Fuck the cloud (2009)
I feel this way about the sandbox in android.
porknbeans00··on Fixing a 20-year-old bug in Enlightenment E16
Still the best window manager ever made. Nothing has beaten it to date.
porknbeans00··on Google details new 24-hour process to sideload unverified Android apps
They made a huge mistake with Dalvik and they seem to be doubling down on that mistake.
porknbeans00··on Giving LLMs a personality is just good engineering
Genuine People Personalities...
porknbeans00··on US orders diplomats to fight data sovereignty initiatives
it doesn't mean anything after Microsoft turned over eu government leaders emails to the US.

the damage is done. trump fanning the flames and then using ham fisted threats that frankly carry no weight now... are just making it worse.

the money's already been allocated. the results are inevitable.

porknbeans00··on US orders diplomats to fight data sovereignty initiatives
I can't think of a worse way to approach this.
porknbeans00··on Israel used thermal and thermobaric weapons in Gaza?
One of the horrific elements of 9/11 was that force of compression as the building collapsed basically destroyed bodies beyond even being small parts.

As a result, for years following 9/11 remains ( sometimes very small ) were found and immediately catalogued and DNA tested in the hopes some of the victims would finally have something that could be buried.

It's truly horrific to be unable to tell a family for certain that their loved one is definitely gone. And there are folks from that event who are still entirely missing, no remains found. Their families had to bury empty caskets with a lack of closure.

It's a pretty horrid thing.

porknbeans00··on Europe's $24T Breakup with Visa and Mastercard Has Begun
So... there once was a company called First data. Founded by some JPMC execs who got chased out of the bank after being caught performing espionage for Palantir.

They sold their transaction platform as a service to Apple Pay. And funneled all your transaction data to palantir.

Financial networks are side channels for intelligence gathering. And that makes the folks doing them outside of your nation an adversary.

With the US choosing to become an enemy of western democracy in Europe, the need for more investment in building trusted core infrastructure is inevitable.

Certainly none of this is ever simple. But this is just a microcosm of a much larger shift across many industries in Europe and we as tech nerds should be mindful of the tectonic shifts that are happening currently. The capital investments occurring have serious long term implications for us all.

porknbeans00··on The Feynman Lectures on Physics (1961-1964)
God Feynman was such an amazing teacher of complex topics. Never miss upvoting this guy.

His involvement in NASA and challenger investigations specifically are also legendary. Watch more Feynman. Totally worth the time investment.

porknbeans00··on Ask HN: What are you working on? (February 2026)
yeah I been at this a while I know a bunch of techniques... but sometimes you work on stuff that's... worth the burn. but also brutal in ways you can't expect until you experience it.

anyways... thanks for the kind words. in 2026 we need more kindness and empathy in our comments. =)

And I think folks sharing good design patterns is always worth reading. Mentally healthy work is a good design pattern.

porknbeans00··on Ask HN: What are you working on? (February 2026)
Trying to recover my sanity after a year of complete executive function failure. Tech can lead you to places that will absolutely destroy you mentally and emotionally.

Recovery from that is not something one can easily handle. It's a long slow and usually painful recovery process that requires deep commitment.

Many of us have experienced burn out.. but some of us have seen worse. Engineering truly can lead you to places that both matter a great deal and remind use we were never enough, we were just the people there at the time. Longer I am in this career the more humble I get as each successive challenge hammers me into something different than I was before.

I love it. But god ... sometimes the choose your own adventure goes awry.