pwnage

You can tap the turned off screen to wake up and it works from a surprisingly steep angle. (I just did this exact workflow)

Have an X

Face ID unlock is waaaay faster than touch ID every was for me. Especially considering how often touch ID failed due to sweat / grease.

You're wrong. Slack is doing much more than Outlook.

While everything you said is true, I think the gap in homogeny of economies between the EU and the states of the US is much much larger than you make it sound.