Yeah man, I'm working on it. That site isn't even mine. Someone on the IRC created it and just posted all that info. I wasn't really asking for handouts.
I had a few coins left and started selling them at a high rate to try and counter my losses.
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I had a few coins left and started selling them at a high rate to try and counter my losses.
[09:20] JimBastard: yeah, with rackspace i get to control the guy going to the rack with a REST api
[09:20] JimBastard: hrmmm, i need more traffic on our sites right now so i can stress test the new fucking proxy version
[09:21] V1: The 3 minute install is only possible if you actually have rackspace account
[09:21] JimBastard: V1: aye
[09:21] JimBastard: <3 rackspace
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[09:24] callen: JimBastard: boo
[09:24] JimBastard: ?
[09:25] callen: JimBastard: ?_?
[09:26] callen: JimBastard: you know Hans Zimmer?
[09:26] JimBastard: from the die hard movies? yeah
[09:26] callen: lots more than that, but sure.
[09:26] callen: JimBastard: pure dramatic orchestra kitsch. It's like cotton candy with string and brass instruments.
[09:26] callen: JimBastard: I am addicted ;_;
[01:21] callen: JimBastard: boo.
[01:22] HAITI: cheers
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[01:22] JimBastard: ?
[03:09] callen: JimBastard: wake up.
[15:09] <JimBastard_> ive got like 200+ gigs of VSTs
[15:10] <JimBastard_> and then like 30gb of just drum samples
[15:10] <callen> listentorick: here's how this works
[15:10] <JimBastard_> pretty much every VST i could find over a 5 year period
[15:10] <callen> listentorick: you mention something JimBastard_ thinks he knows about, then he one ups you
[15:10] <nefD> you can use it as a musical scratchpad if you want to mess around, you can use it in live settings (pun intended) very well (at least, in my experience), and its extremely competent for full fledged composition
[15:10] <callen> listentorick: best thing to do: don't bother.
[15:10] <listentorick> :)
[15:10] <caolanm> haha
[15:10] <JimBastard_> always with the personal attacks, everytime
[15:10] <JimBastard_> i've never produced or released any music
[15:10] <JimBastard_> http://myspace.com/yeoldewreckingshoppe
[15:11] <listentorick> when I create the killer app which I'm failing to think of, I'll get a shiny mac
[15:11] <JimBastard_> (links a shitty myspace that hasnt been updated in years)
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[15:12] <callen> JimBastard_: at least I don't sit on IRC one-upping people when they're discussing their passions.
[15:12] <JimBastard_> no, you are just a hater who doesnt produce anything and attacks people he is jealous of
[15:12] <callen> :)So what is this troll accusing me of doing? I've threatened you with a gun? Let's jump to 09/02/2010. I am "JimBastard", and you are "callen".
[21:31] JimBastard: would any judges who wants to promote testing in nodejs vote for our project? with an hour or two to go we are trailing by a very slim margin for the utility category. the leading team had more judges vote on their stuff, so they have a higher weighted score.
[21:32] tjholowaychuk: JimBastard: which one is above?
[21:32] sschuermann: JimBastard: What are oyu pointing out to?
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[21:33] JimBastard: tjholowaychuk: we are being edged out by, http://nodeknockout.com/teams/prague-js . seems like a good project, but i feel ours has more long lasting utility
[21:33] JimBastard: i wouldnt want someone to vote for us without looking at both projects objectively
[21:33] JimBastard: we are, http://nodeknockout.com/teams/the-nyc-nodejitsu-ninjas
[21:34] callen: JimBastard: if I give you a gun, will you start shooting people who complain about javascript's type system?
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[21:34] JimBastard: callen: for 5 star votes right now, ill do just about anything
[21:34] JimBastard: also, i have my own gun so just tell me who
[21:35] JimBastard: :p
[21:35] jesusabdullah: While I wish my own project was doing better, I really liked the idea of prenup
[21:35] callen: JimBastard: grumpy java bastard trying to learn js. driving me nuts.
With that being said, the clout gained from being posted on IBM.com means a lot to many people who have no idea how Developer Works is run and randomly come across the article from a google search.
"Currently, Node doesn't provide a default way to create dynamic pages."
"Yes, Node is a server program. However, it is definitely not like Apache or Tomcat. Those servers are stand-alone server products, ready to install and deploy applications instantly. You could be up and running with a server in a minute with these products. Node is definitely not this. Apache can add a PHP module to allow developers to create dynamic web pages, and programmers using Tomcat can deploy JSPs to create dynamic web pages. Node is definitely not this."
"Image file server A company that has a large distributed website (think Facebook or Flickr), could decide to devote entire boxes to simply serving up images. Node would be a good solution for this..."
Do I have to write up a full synopsis for you?
There is too much inaccurate information in the article for it to be taken seriously. The author is bias and spreading misinformation.
My headline was meant to highlight the absurdity of the article.
The OG rap about node.js: http://soundcloud.com/marak/marak-the-node-js-rap
It's really sad to see someone trying to derail an effort like this over some petty personal vendetta.
That account has been silent-banned for awhile ( as most of my accounts have been for flaming / trolling people). I cannot use it anymore. Notice all the submissions are missing?
What would you like me to do?
I don't understand why you are hating on me. I've never done anything to you or interacted with you in anyway.
If you consider the work I did on https://github.com/marak/JSONloops to be "trivial", then I implore you to build your own multi-user real-time audio sequencer that work's in the browser and is written in 100% JavaScript.
What's up tlrobinson?
I wrote a stop gap hack to get stuff done while I prototyped the JSONloops format and merge algo. tmpvar and h1jinx then helped out with writing an irrklang wrapper to get low latency playback when my side was ready (see: https://github.com/Marak/JSONloops/blob/master/vendor/play.j... ). Now that both things "work" I want to improve the project.
Why the snarky comment? I'm just trying to have some fun with a little side project. :-(
For anyone interested, Fedor is also one of the co-authors of node-http-proxy ( https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-http-proxy ) and an all around nice guy.
( javascript mothaafuckkka )
( node.js mothhafuckkka )
( javascript mothaafuckkka )
( dont cry for rails )
( nodejitsu motthhafuckkka )
caus its the java-to-the-script doing this since 96'
peace to brendan eich for making it exist
it's an open-source license, of course we be frugal
peace to Lars Bak for v8 from Google
big ups to Ry Dahl for keeping it real
big ups to Joyent for paying all the bills
big ups to Marak, the new kid on the block
saying invest in nodejitsu, its a top pick stock!
( why? ) node.js allows for real-time sockets
over http, its socket.io and you cannot stop it!
Guerimo from learnboost blowing up like a rocket
just go to the github for the source (if you wanna cop it!)
need to install packages, use the module system
it was built by isaacs a man of knowledge and wisdom
npm install foo, now you rocking
require foo in any script you be dropping
ohh so you know a jQuery?
don't write write node and code
thats crazier then tim leary
because thats kinda scary if you don't know flow control
too many callbacks, its time to slow you roll
try Step by Tim Caswell
Chainsaw by Substack, it's just as swell
make your node code sane and not looking loopy
Node.js is the best so you better run Ruby.
(Run Ruby Run Ruby Run)
(Run Ruby Run Ruby Run)
so we throw our hands in the air like we don't just care
we wreck with Connect as our middle-ware
using the node-inspector to get up in there
we dance around on Github like Fred Astair, i swear
the Node wiki page is our second home
if it's not open-source yo we leave it alone
Node is the king and he can't be dethroned
Node is the code that's the hottest tech
if you don't have Node you better protect your neck
you see, node blurs the line of the server and client
battle hardened technologies and a community that is reliant
10 year javascript veterans that never threw in the towel
immense skill and experience like my friend paolo
it's javascript time, we own this shhhh
have a refreshing taste of caffeinated coffeescript
drip, drip, drip, thats the sound of OSS
from document cloud jeremery ashkanes is the best!
from nyc.js im making it clear yo
big ups to indexzero computer science hero
big ups to brian mitchell, and fotoverite
big ups to tmpvar, his capacity is very
intimidating, there is no debating
if you are a hater, node is what are you should be hating
( javascript mothaafuckkka )
( node.js mothhafuckkka )
( javascript mothaafuckkka )
( nodejitsu motthhafuckkka )
( PEACE )most of your commands don't run correctly on my system, I'm running Mac OS 10.6.4. I'm assuming that some of the tools you are referencing have different names or need to be manually installed.
Would you be willing to get a fork going on Github? I don't want to just copy and paste this code without getting a proper attribution going. It would also help out with the collaboration process as I'm sure more people are going to want to update these snippets. I should also point out that most of your commands don't run correctly on my system, I'm running Mac OS 10.6.4. I'm assuming that some of the tools you are referencing have different names or need to be manually installed.