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OP answered at the end, you would need to be

> employed by a compassionate human

I would add that companies are incentivised to chase profits, and paying employees more is not aligned with that, sadly.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Japan. Wait till you try the trains there!

They're so punctual that delays issue a certificate for employees to present to employers*

* Source: random article

I created something similar for front end js applications https://github.com/spicalous/webpack-scaffold

using: webpack, babel, sass, auto-prefixer, eslint, chai, karma, mocha

I feel like everyone missed the joke