There's hope yet for the Donald.
"Is it just me, or do all websites look the same?"
This site looks so different that it must have been built by an AI:)
a better programmer I already am
Look at the bottom of the page.
Hooray, another URL shortener! The web is becoming a better place every second.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
They should have split into 3 separate companies as was suggested (and ordered?) a long time ago. Now's too late.
Getting rid of silverlight might help
You could build an app that doesn't have anything to do with tweeting. But that may be too hard to come up with.