supersecret

As far as a prototypical hacker...

Archaeologists found that he had used an order of magnitude more nails than he needed to to build his shelter. He accidentally chopped off part of his toe. His sister brought him food every week.

So he moved fast, broke stuff, and explored self-sufficiency while receiving help from others.

Thank you, yes. This is exactly the sort of short and sweet bullet points that I'm building up.