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"To save the public from propaganda, we must implement national controls on all political media dissemination"

Hmm let's see we're going to

- Reimplement SQLAlchemy models (we'll call it a "repository")

- Reimplement SQLAlchemy sessions ("unit of work")

- Add a "service layer" that doesn't even use the models -- we unroll all the model attributes into separate function parameters because that's less coupled somehow

- Scatter everything across a message bus to remove any hope of debugging it

- AND THIS IS JUST FOR WRITES!

- For reads, we have a separate fucking denormalized table that we query using raw SQL. (Seriously, see Chapter 12)

Hey, let's see how much traffic MADE.com serves. 500k total visits from desktop + mobile last month works out to... 12 views per MINUTE.

Gee, I wish my job was cushy enough that I could spend all day writing about "DDD" with my thumb up my ass.