Hello again HN, this was kindly all resolved by Cloudflare. Thank you to eastdakota and sonstry for looking into this for me.
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I did not delete any code or make any changes to avoid looking guilty when CF support took a look at it.
I do plan on deleting the proxies. I am done being clever. I do have some useful workers that I would like to keep.
https://ip2.surprise.workers.dev/
The proxy's are also at *.surprise.workers.dev.