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timcavelon California moves to silence Stanford researchers who got data to study education

California has the strictest Science Denial laws on Earth, so HN must censor everyone reading this for 180 days.

timcavelon 66% of renters say homeownership is ‘hopeless’

USA brand tax objects must deploy hypersonic nuclear drone bombers to ruthlessly enforce absolute maximum economic compliance immediately!!!

timcavelon Half of America’s banks are already insolvent

Fiat bros gonna cry about how valuable police state ponzi tokens are because they're backed by the best death threats by the biggest nuclear weapons.

timcavelon Jupyterlab Desktop

Rust works great in Jupyter.

timcavelon Tesla engineers were on-site to evaluate the Twitter staff’s code, workers said

The primary reason enterprise distributed systems software are complicated is that most code is hidden behind teams of teams of teams of hundreds of mediocre people, not inherent complexity.

timcavelon Covid causes significant neuron damage in Rhesus Macaques

Lock yourself up until the flu goes extinct or you're an asshole.

timcavelon Rolling your own crypto: Everything you need to build AES from scratch

Fun fact, crypto in cryptocurrency is cryptography.

timcavelon Mastercard and visa are the de facto regulators of porn

Bitcoin fixes this.

timcavelon Gov. Newsom says ‘NIMBYism is destroying’ California

Communist tyrants ruined California.

timcavelon Eminent Scientist Says Climate Activists Need to Get Real

USA brand state property objects must comply with full tax cattle regulations, including paying for the Weather Council. Anyone who questions the Weather Council must be cast into a lake of fire for the high crime of Science Denial.

timcavelon Twitter set to accept Musk's $43B offer – sources

Twitter will have to subscribe to the Science Ministry's USA Fact-Check Algorithm to ensure absolute truth on the Internet.

timcavelon U.S. interest rates have soared everywhere but savings accounts

Bitcoin fixes this.

timcavelon Twitter bans ads that contradict science on climate change

Thought-crime alert! Science Ministry Rule 186 violation, do not question the science without a registered science license identifier attached.

timcavelon Twitter bans ads that contradict science on climate change

Only the Science Ministry is authorized to ordain official science through the USA Fact-Check Algorithm, the canonical arbiter of truth.

timcavelon SCRU128: Sortable, Clock and Random number-based Unique identifier

time.monotonic_ns() may be more appropriate than datetime.datetime.now().timestamp()

timcavelon I Avoid Async/Await

This confuses async with parallelism, probably because JavaScript is his threading model.

timcavelon [dead]

The HN communist censorship filters appear to be broken, 100% total USA compliance demands narrative domination.

timcavelon Capitalism Is Ruining Science

Science is the official religion of USA tyrant culture.

timcavelon New Asset-Tracker Details the Mansions and Yachts of Wealthy Russians, Oligarchs

USA warlords are totally obsessed with thievery.

timcavelon ECMAScript Proposal: Types as Comments

This is a fantastic explanation why I'm learning Rust. After 15 years of working in Python, I'm disgusted by the type hint trend in dynamic languages. Rust is less verbose about data types than the type hinting clown-show everyone is adopting. If I need 278 characters to suggest type hints in a comment the runtime doesn't half way utilize, I'm switching to Rust for everything.