tommywiseausmom

After skynet kills all humans and AI at the same time?

The entire state of Florida hasn't been able to issue a birth or death certificate for more than a week due to a 'server problems.' In other news, the state won't acknowledge that it was hit with a Ransomhub ransomware attack last week. https://www.tampabay.com/news/florida-politics/2024/07/03/fl... Hmmmm, I wonder.

Bad dog.

His lawyer said in July that Burke got the clips by following a hyperlink to the live video feeds which required no username or password... but the FBI arrested him today.

incredible

Yes, the made-up holiday from a 1997 episode of Seinfeld.

Launch this Watsonx. (grabs crotch) oh!

They should force the visitor to try to pick up the mother bison

crows recognize human faces. never forget

just give it to me, right in my veins

I talked to a guy who used to have hundreds of them across Florida in the 90s and made bank. He said he's down to six. Know where they are? In-patient drug rehab facilities. They take away your phone, and people are wary to try to make drug deals on landlines. The places where most of them still exist, however, are prisons and jails.

knot your average knot

This is the ONLY way we'll get out of our current situation. Unfortunately I think it might be a decade too late as we're still about 10 years from viability.

do not want

word

yup

Election Day is over. Look at yourself.

schnikes

but why???

yas

I'd pay money to see you smash it with a crowbar.

Yes, this should be a requirement for all ad platforms.

In a Borat-level transformation, a local artist appears to have set a Guinness World Record just to screw with the local media. It's magical.