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trollied··on The PlanetScale vectors public beta
Since you're here - why decide to write something from scratch for mysql instead of using/improving postgres? Seems like a very strange decision. MySQL is a poor RDBMS in comparison.
trollied··on Against /tmp
I serve 1Gb of /dev/null to every scraper that tries known CVE endpoints. Fuck 'em.
trollied··on Running an open source app: Usage, costs and community donations
"that many times". It's nearly zero traffic.
trollied··on “Bad Apple” in Minecraft
Now I want to see this in Factorio...
trollied··on The other British invasion: how UK lingo conquered the US
I've heard a few Americans say "wanker" recently. It just doesn't sound right in their accent.
trollied··on Binance founder 'CZ' leaves prison on Friday
It was being reported that he is now sharing a space with Sean “Diddy” Combs.
trollied··on U.S. court orders LibGen to pay $30M to publishers, issues broad injunction
"While this is a win on paper, it’s unlikely that the publishers will get paid by the LibGen operators, who remain anonymous."
trollied··on How the iPhone 16's electrically-released adhesive works
I imagine making a phone IP68 rated with a swappable battery is not trivial.
trollied··on Discord Reduced WebSocket Traffic by 40%
I do find it sad that native apps were quick and snappy back in the day, but now everything is effectively a browser, and has a DOM that needs to be parsed and dealt with, thus negating the hardware Moore's Law improvements that have happened since.

There must be a better way.

trollied··on The Bastard Operator from Hell (1999)
Also, bofhcam https://bofhcam.org
trollied··on A tiny self-remaking C program
You might all enjoy The International Obfuscated C Code Contest https://www.ioccc.org/

https://www.ioccc.org/years.html

trollied··on Making database systems usable
I think the core of this is the age old problem that people would rather invent crappy technologies that end up being a pain instead of taking some time to learn a standard, SQL.

SQL is not going to go away. It's relatively easy to learn.

trollied··on The gigantic and unregulated power plants in the cloud
There's a great Practical Engineering video about the problems solar can cause to power grids: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G4ipM2qjfw
trollied··on Galois Theory of Algorithms (2018) [pdf]
See https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41255456
trollied··on Can a product with "0g sugar" contain lactose?
Some beers use it as a sweetener, as yeast doesn't break it down.
trollied··on Can a product with "0g sugar" contain lactose?
Getting my lactose intolerance diagnosis changed my life. I was having all sorts of bad pains & issues. At one point I thought I had kidney problems because of the pains in the area. I stopped drinking alcohol. The GP did so many tests - I was fit and healthy. Then he suggested an elimination diet. I was sceptical, but after 2 weeks I felt like I had been reborn.

Many of the ills I had had over the years had been misdiagnosed (antibiotics for a bladder infection, for example - turns out it was just bloating and internal pressure from my bowel).

It's so nice being able to sleep properly at night, and also not have random diarrhea/bloating/pains. My mental health is also great - the link between gut health & depression etc needs much more research.

trollied··on Apple's requirements are about to hit creators and fans on Patreon
The thing most aren’t thinking about is that per-creation billing is an absolute nightmare, and I don’t blame Apple for not supporting it. Can’t even begin to imagine the support nightmare/chargebacks etc.

It’s not all about the 30% cut.

If it was easy and trouble free, they would support it.

Imagine what a great time apps would have if Apple let them charge you an amount whenever they wanted, without user authorisation?

trollied··on How Uber tests payments in production
Everybody has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough enough to have a totally separate environment to run production in.
trollied··on The real "Wolf of Wall Street" sales script
A good read is "Billion Dollar Whale", which details the 1MDB scandal that actually funded the Wolf of Wall Street movie.

Jho Low scammed ~$5 Billion, and used some of the funds to befriend Leonardo DiCaprio (by throwing lavish parties), as well as fund the movie.

trollied··on Braid: Anniversary Edition "sold like dog s***", says creator Jonathan Blow
Steam Spy seems to agree. https://steamspy.com/app/499180
trollied··on Aphex Twin gave us a peek inside a 90s classic (2017)
> Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but this take seems absolutely out of pocket to me

Made me laugh. We all have our tastes and loves/hates. Accept it.

trollied··on Aphex Twin gave us a peek inside a 90s classic (2017)
Anyone else here have Octamed as a kid? (And fasttracker!)
trollied··on Smartphone-maker Xiaomi unveils SU7 Ultra, a 1548hp, 4-door electric hypercar
They also have wildly different safety standards. Remains to be seen if they would be legal in the EU, for example.
trollied··on Switzerland now requires all government software to be open source
See also, gov.uk: https://github.com/alphagov

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/be-open-and-use-open-source

trollied··on Arm Accuracy Super Resolution
> their main concern is getting a working product out the door

Yes. You'd be horrified if you saw how many game-specific hacks each GPU driver had. Patching their horrors in drivers. So sad.

trollied··on Tau: Open-source PaaS – A self-hosted Vercel / Netlify / Cloudflare alternative
Am I wrong, or all this ends up doing is round-robin DNS, which is no good for a geographic CDN?
trollied··on Things I learned while writing an x86 emulator (2023)
I write retro console emulators for fun, so agree with you 100% :)
trollied··on Things I learned while writing an x86 emulator (2023)
I agree.
trollied··on Things I learned while writing an x86 emulator (2023)
> Writing a CPU emulator is, in my opinion, the best way to REALLY understand how a CPU works

Hard disagree.

The best way is to create a CPU from gate level, like you do on a decent CS course. (I really enjoyed making a cut down ARM from scratch)

trollied··on uBlock Origin has blocklisted PolyfillIO in it's badware list
If you're wondering why: https://sansec.io/research/polyfill-supply-chain-attack
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