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wantoncl··on Larger Pacific striped octopus
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
wantoncl··on LinkedIn CringeBot 3000
I first tried "Getting your ass rimmed" without knowing that was appended to all the generated texts. Got an extra chuckle before I figured that out.
wantoncl··on Advancing human gut microbiota research by considering gut transit time (2023)
> Also: it's a one lane road and "over taking" is not possible.

I've eaten some hamburgers at Krystal's that definitely overtook whatever else was in front. Some folks have had the same or similar effect from White Castle, although I never have. Chipotle on occasion moves things along rather briskly too. No fruit or green leaves in any of them.

It may be that it's not a digestion thing, but some other factor they have that accelerates the process.

wantoncl··on Buttplug MCP
FizzBuzz will become an especially relevant interview question.
wantoncl··on The 'freaky and unpleasant' world when video games leak into the physical realm
This reminds me of driving home after seeing The Matrix in the theater in 1999. I was on the parkway wondering why everything was moving so slowly, not quite bullet time but definitely slow.

I look at the speedometer and I'm doing 95-100 mph on Southern State Parkway. I then had the "snap" and slowed back to normal. Everything felt even slower, the sensation lasted for about an hour after I got home.

Inception also had a strange drive home after, not speed, but the trees didn't seem real, the sky, everything was heightened, almost dreamlike. It had rained too, so there was some more similarity to the movie, minus the car chases and rollovers.

wantoncl··on 'More than a hint' that dark energy isn't what astronomers thought
> The laws of thermodynamics pretty much guarantees this anyways does it not?

Yes, but:

http://www.thelastquestion.net/

wantoncl··on Obscure islands I find interesting
> And now you've just got lots of different complications, like that seawater is very corrosive.

Is it as corrosive as lightning? All space elevators will encounter that problem pretty regularly.

We've been running cables under the ocean for over a century now, there's ways to address seawater corrosion and intrusion.

wantoncl··on Mathesar – an intutive spreadsheet-like interface to Postgres data
By Grabthar's hammer, I hope so.
wantoncl··on Nobody cares
https://lithub.com/the-time-terry-pratchetts-german-publishe...
wantoncl··on The legacy of NeXT lives on in OS X (2012)
https://www.haiku-os.org/
wantoncl··on Universal Jointing for Submarine Cables
> How does the fusion splice process take place deep under water?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Jimmy_Carter

wantoncl··on 16.8M Core Graph Processing Beast (2023)
Pffft, run Crysis in 8K
wantoncl··on Empathy for the user having sex with your software
> You are either speaking hyperbolicly or lying. Bluetooth is very stable these days.

Bluetooth as a network protocol, that might be stable. Bluetooth interactivity is not stable or even usable in many cases.

It's not just in cars and other non-computer interfaces, good luck trying to pair a non-Apple device with an Apple device. If you say "it works on my computer", congrats, you're the only one. And also speaking hyperbolically.

wantoncl··on Target to stop accepting personal checks as form of payment
No, we are more modern these days, I shall send a sternly worded telegram!
wantoncl··on Command-line Tools can be 235x Faster than your Hadoop Cluster (2014)
> Do you have any examples of companies building Hadoop clusters for amounts of data that fit on a single machine?

I was a SQL Server DBA at Cox Automotive. Some director/VP caught the Hadoop around 2015 and hired a consultant to set us up. The consultant's brother worked at Yahoo and did foundational work with it.

Consultant made us provision 6 nodes for Hadoop in Azure (our infra was on Azure Virtual Machines) each with 1 TB of storage. The entire SQL Server footprint was 3 nodes and maybe 100 GB at the time, and most of that was data bloat. He complained about such a small setup.

The data going into Hadoop was maybe 10 GB, and consultant insisted we do a full load every 15 minutes "to keep it fresh". The delta for a 15 minute interval was less than 20 MB, maybe 50 MB during peak usage. Naturally his refresh script was pounding the primary server and hurting performance, so we spent additional money to set up a read replica for him to use.

Did I mention the loading process took 16-17 minutes on average?

You can quit reading now, this meets your request, but in case anyone wants a fuller story:

Hadoop was used to feed some kind of bespoke dashboard product for a customer. Everyone at Cox was against using Microsoft's products for this, while the entire stack was Azure/.Net/SQL Server...go figure. Apparently they weren't aware of PowerBI, or just didn't like it.

I asked someone at MS (might have been one of the GuyInACube folks, I know I mentioned it to him) to come in and demo PowerBI, and in a 15 minute presentation absolutely demolished everything they had been working on for a year. There was a new data group director who was pretty chagrined about it, I think they went into panic mode to ensure the customer didn't find out.

The customer, surprisingly, wasn't happy with the progress or outcome of this dashboard, and were vocally pointing out data discrepancies compared to the production system. Some of them days or even a week out of date.

Once the original contract was up, and time to renew, the Hadoop VP now had to pay for the project from his budget, and about 60 days later it was mysteriously cancelled. The infra group was happy, as our Azure expenses suddenly halved, and our database performance improved 20-25%.

The customer seemed to be happy, they didn't have to struggle with the prototype anymore, and wow, where did all these SSRS reports that were perfectly fine come from? What do you mean they were there all along?

wantoncl··on Due to blade damage, Mars Helicopter Ingenuity will not fly again
Just don't use solarflare, it completely garbles your traffic. Even fucks up the error correction.
wantoncl··on Sleeper Agents: Training Deceptive LLMs That Persist Through Safety Training
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/quotes/

DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.

DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!

Nicholas Angel: Like who?

DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.

Nicholas Angel: Who else?

DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

wantoncl··on Sleeper Agents: Training Deceptive LLMs That Persist Through Safety Training
The Far Side.

THAT ought to make the results more interesting.

wantoncl··on Tell HN: I salute everyone on call/working support through the holidays
Or just watch his TED Talks, back when they were actually good:

https://youtu.be/hVimVzgtD6w https://www.ted.com/playlists/474/the_best_hans_rosling_talk...

wantoncl··on Mass producing the most expensive rice cooker [video]
Not if your pan of boiling water automatically shuts off when it's done cooking.
wantoncl··on Frink is a programming language designed to make physical calculations simple
https://youtu.be/8QWne13R_j0

There's an additional prediction in there that's eerily accurate/Simpsons did it.

wantoncl··on Moonbase Alpha Travel Tube Details
> update some of the CGI

There was no CGI used in Space: 1999, it's all practical model and optical effects. And as far as I can tell, it was all done on film, even though it was a TV show, so all of the effects shots could be rescanned for HD, or possibly even 4K.

wantoncl··on How to Move Your Google Photos
To offer a counterpoint:

https://www.ted.com/talks/blaise_aguera_y_arcas_how_photosyn...

Around the 3:30 mark, while discussing Notre Dame Cathedral, consider how useful all those photos (and however many taken since) would be in its post-fire reconstruction.

Would anyone present at that demo in 2007 think there were too many photos, especially if they knew it would burn down?

wantoncl··on NASA’s Webb finds carbon source on surface of Jupiter’s moon Europa
No, just some black monoliths on the surface ;)
wantoncl··on The Elements of Style [pdf]
And contains a grammatical error even before the introduction. ;)
wantoncl··on Source code for Quake 2 rerelease
As I recall, when Seymour Cray would buy a new car, he'd pick the first car on the left as he entered the dealership.

After 2 or 3 purchases, the dealer habitually put the most expensive car in that spot.

wantoncl··on If we want a shift to walking we need to prioritize dignity
NYC bike messengers. And rollerbladers. Not sure how it is now, but in the late 90's they were exactly as the other poster described. Fail to yield, swerving in front of buses and flipping off the drivers if they honked. Utter contempt for everyone else. I was in far more danger of getting injured by them than any vehicle, and this was Manhattan traffic.

Plenty of stories of grandmas getting knocked down by rollers and bikers in Central Park back then too.

wantoncl··on OKTO35 3D-Printed Analog Film Movie Camera
> Regarding film development, I'm not familiar with 8mm specific requirements, but if the author is able to develop color 35mm film, which is not that easy in my experience, he should be more than able to develop at least B&W 8mm film?

8mm/Super 8 film cartridges are not entirely easy to open, and you pretty much have to destroy them to get the film out. It's also difficult to find film reels that fit them by width, plus 50 feet of film length. They were never intended to be developed at home, but always in a machine (and exclusively by Kodak).

I don't remember Super 8 being available in negative emulsions either, it was always chrome/slide/transparency since you'd project the original film.

wantoncl··on Gaia's first black hole discovery: GAIA-BH1 (2022)
And Charles Messier.
wantoncl··on Modern Symbolics Lisp Machine Keyboard Replica: Keymacs A620N-88
Review of the keyboard:

https://youtu.be/gziZnhxcFrk

And same reviewer on an original Space Cadet:

https://youtu.be/oDozftThFMw

NSFW language here and there.

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