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zzgo··on Python with Rizz
I once referred to one of my daughter's classmates as Skibidi Rizzler. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she informed me that nobody says Skibidi Rizzler, and that putting those two words together doesn't make sense. I'm going to show her the code example on the left and inform her that she is incorrect.
zzgo··on H5N1 virus isolated from infected dairy worker is 100% lethal in ferrets
Could you provide a citation for this claim?
zzgo··on The Red State Brain Drain Isn't Coming. It's Happening
An extra $120k? Damn, they're straight up paying your rent on a 3-4 br condo in Santa Monica/Beverly Hills/Hollywood Hills/Downtown, with cash left over to pay for $6/gal gas from Shell and groceries from Gelson's.

I'd be hard pressed to turn down that offer, and I vehemently _hate_ LA after living there some 20 years ago.

zzgo··on Belief in AI sentience is becoming a problem
Believe is a strong word that anchors you to an expected outcome. I _suspect_ that there may be a potential outcome, but I would not _believe_ it without first designing and conducting at least one experiment. For me, belief comes after experimentation and analysis of the outcome, never before.
zzgo··on How bad could the next recession be?
Considering crypto is down 70% since October, do you think we would have felt that impact by now?
zzgo··on Crypto hedge fund Three Arrows fails to meet lender margin calls
https://archive.ph/nPMEr
zzgo··on Back-to-office mandates won't work, says Salesforce's Benioff
Not bad. I can rent 120 sq ft for $420/mo down the street. How big was that office and where was it located?
zzgo··on Tech CEOs Want Every Worker to Have a Permanent, Public Job Performance File
I once scored a phone screen with GitLab. They scheduled the screen with a manager for midnight. I asked for a different time more in line with my sleep schedule. They scheduled _that_ screen with an intern. I never heard back from the company after that.
zzgo··on “Millennial savages me on Glassdoor for giving constructive feedback”
My big takeaway is that Jonathan Pollard has a bigger megaphone than a new college graduate making a negative Glassdoor review.

Second to that is that the word magnanimous is probably not in Pollard's vocabulary.

zzgo··on Open offices are bad for us
> space counselor

Does anyone have a "space counselor" how is not their manager? I've always taken my "space counselor" issues to my direct manager.

zzgo··on [dead]
Came to the party after the post was edited. Does anybody have a mirror?
zzgo··on Ask HN: Who is hiring? (January 2017)
Hiring process also includes a demand to find 11 errors in the job post and enumerate those in the cover letter. Took ~20 minutes to compose the cover letter to their specifications, and they didn't even have the courtesy to let me know they'd received the cover letter. I'd rather have those 20 minutes back.
zzgo··on Ask HN: Being productive in a startup environment with little personal space?
I'll crank up the brightness on my monitor and wear sunglasses with my noise cancelling headphones. Yeah, I get weird looks and comments, but it helps me filter out peripheral distractions when I'm trying to concentrate.
zzgo··on Ask HN: Why is FizzBuzz more important than actual experience?
Yeah, it's designed to filter out the unwashed masses, though it should really be asked during the phone interview rather than during the onsite. A person who cannot demonstrate Fizzbuzz during a shared screen coding session doesn't need to be brought in for a half day.

But the point I was trying to make is that we've added a bunch of extra questions and tasks to the interview process in order to eliminate anyone who might not fit perfectly into a role. There is very little opportunity to realistically get hired into a role into which you can grow into. The fear mongering tells us that every new hire must be a perfect fit both technically and personally, or else the entire engineering department is imperiled.

Not every new question or task we've added to the interview process is very high yield. My recollection is that the advice to administer the Fizzbuzz question during an interview came along when there was previously no advice to establish a minimum competency in coding at the whiteboard.

Previously you might show up to an interview and one person would ask you to implement a linked list, another to ask you to reverse the words in a sentence, and yet another to traverse a binary tree. There was no standardized question to ask a candidate.

Then somebody came along and observed, "hey, y'all are asking pretty complex questions as your first question, but you can eliminate half your candidates with Fizzbuzz. Reduce the amount of time you spend watching awkwardly as a candidate tries to implement a random data structure! Just give 'em the ol' Fizzbuzz and watch the chaff your manager brings in wash out in the first 10 minutes!"

So, pretty quickly people started asking Fizzbuzz in interviews, and it's become as ubiquitous, annoying, and dehumanizing as open office plans.

But the overall trend over the last several years is one of fear of hiring someone who is not a good to perfect fit for a job. It's gotten to the point where a candidate must fit every bullet point on a checklist to even get a call from a hiring manager, must correctly answer every question fashionable question du jour, and now must be someone you would like to hang out with and have a beer with after work. Fizzbuzz is simply an imperfect tool for helping make sure you only hire the 10x day one it crushers.

zzgo··on Ask HN: Why is FizzBuzz more important than actual experience?
It's Joel Spolsky's fault. In his blog post on interviewing (http://www.joelonsoftware.com/articles/GuerrillaInterviewing...), he says:

> You’re going to see three types of people in your interviews. At one end of the scale, there are the unwashed masses, lacking even the most basic skills for this job. They are easy to ferret out and eliminate, often just by asking two or three quick questions. At the other extreme you’ve got your brilliant superstars who write lisp compilers for fun, in a weekend, in Assembler for the Nintendo DS. And in the middle, you have a large number of “maybes” who seem like they might just be able to contribute something. The trick is telling the difference between the superstars and the maybes, because the secret is that you don’t want to hire any of the maybes. Ever.

That one essay seems to have spawned a major fear in the industry of hiring someone who you might have previously taken a chance on. In an attempt to prevent what Joel warned us about all those years ago, the interview ritual has increased in complexity. We've since been advised that the coding homework and the whiteboard implementation of FizzBuzz are mandatory, and they've swept the industry.

zzgo··on OP claims to have been fired after 6 years of playing video games at work
The linked post was posted to /r/cscareerquestions with the title "Finally fired after 6 years." In it, OP claims to have been employed by a name company in the Bay Area, automated his job within 8 months, and basically sat around playing League of Legends and browsing Reddit for 6 years before he was discovered and fired yesterday.

The responses that OP received were by and large positive, with many congratulations for OP for his accomplishment. I'm not convinced that OP's actions were worthy of congratulations, but I can't find much discussion in the thread on Reddit taking the opinion that OP was wrong.

Is OP entitled to get away with doing as little work on his job as he can get away with? That's the impression that I get from all the responses to OP's post. Can somebody make the argument that OP was wrong? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills over here. Thanks.

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