> You don't drink wine for the alcohol, you drink it for the flavor.
I really wish that synthehol (of Star Trek fame) were a thing. I was at a champagne tasting of 60+ wines from the best producers (Krug and Roederer come to mind), and made it through 25 or so, spitting each one, and was still terribly buzzed.
If there were a way to enjoy the taste without the effects I would be all for it.