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I don't understand why people don't just shower after they shit. Get up, clean your teeth, shit, wipe, then shower. Unless you have a problem with your bowels there shouldn't be any need to have a non-showered ass at any point. Nobody healthy should need to be shitting outside of their house.

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There are so many edge case situations that I don't even understand how people prescribe "just" showering after poop. Sometimes people get diarrhea. Sometimes they get constipation. Some people just have to go twice a day.

Bidets and air drying or TP drying accounts of all of these.

For the longest time I thought a green username meant you were a hackernews mod, and I kept asking myself why hackernews mods were such trolls.

What does it actually mean, then? I assumed it was a paid premium user or something.

I think it means its a new user with like under 10 posts or something

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