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And in 3 generations, elephants will be producing sexy carwash videos for each other on Only Pachyderms.

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This is as good a spot as any to inform the crowd that female elephants have shockingly human-like breasts. Go ahead and look it up.

Well, this is going to be my new ice-breaker at the next party I don't want to be at.

Why is it shocking?

Thank you.