It's like how saying the best way to avoid STDs is to not have sex, like the best way to avoid ski injuries is to not go skiing. Even though they're not remotely comparable (sex and skiing), the comparison holds in that neither offers practical advice to avoid the injury.
it's maybe histronic, but definitely drives home their point
It is silly catastrophizing that makes a mockery of their point. Nobody is dying, nobody even has to wait 24 hours. You can simply install via ADB. At worst, this is a minor inconvenience.