Can't be AI output, there are too many sylables in the second line...
But "Pull poems out of my ass" would work ;)
But "Pull poems out of my ass" would work ;)
In all seriousness, poem is a single syllable for many.
I could imagine in British English it might be a two-syllable "poh-ehm" though
It's two in Merriam-Webster. If it were a song it would fly, but for a haiku I'm throwing a flag on the word-play.
All on page 956 if you'd like to check ;)
https://archive.org/details/merriamwebstersc00merr_6/page/95...
First down.