This. Everything this. Find the pain points with JavaScript, then make your life easier with jQuery.
Such a combination is essentially needed merely to bring JavaScript up to a minimal level of usability. We generally don't find this to be the case with other, more sensible languages, which is why it seems so odd. C, C++, Java, C# and Python implementations come with a sensible language and a rich standard library. Developers using them don't need to bring their own standard library just to get a basic level of functionality.
You shouldn't make your trolling so obvious, man.