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Then there's a paragraph taking up another page. And NOW is the article, which fits into a fixed 800px wide container.
The "A" in the top right is an edgy animated menu instead of being A+ / A- to resize text which is what I thought it was.
- Make it fluid
- Cut any and all fluff
If I have to spend even the slightest effort to get to understand your layout or feel comfortable with the site, I just close it. I don't have that sort of time.
I hate all these new style article sites that are made just to justify the developers salary.
I started off by:
1) Reading the manuals
2) Reading the Sound on Sound series "Synth Secrets". There's an amalgamated PDF of all the series on Reddit if you search for it.
I have all the tools I need to create music on the fly and it's fantastic. I can't even imagine what it would be like working with old computers, patch bays, analog sequencers ETC. I listen to things like Aphex Twin and it boggles my mind how complex his beats are, especially the stuff from the early 90's when he was only like 20.
Super pumped to be learning this in 2015. Sure a Jupiter 8 cost $1k in 1989 and is $10k now, but you don't even need one at all.
Honestly I'm moving to backend work and using a terminal browser. This is so fucking stupid. Wish there was at least one program on my computer that isn't trying to constantly stab me in the back.
No practice, just came naturally to me. Learned this while on shrooms and focusing on the visuals, then tried it off them.
Sex is infinitely easier for women than it is men.