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Slow_Hand··on MacBook Pro with PROLED XDR Display and Touch
As a longtime laptop musician, using the QWERTY keyboard to play notes in the absence of a MIDI controller is infinitely preferable to this goofy demo.

Apple better have some better use examples than THAT.

Slow_Hand··on What Is Gridifcation
Being consistent, playing in time, and executing your parts is baseline competency for any serious player. At least it was. You don’t have to be a great player to attain those abilities.

I’m not saying players have to be metronome-locked like a drum machine. Pulling/pushing the click is fine.

Slow_Hand··on The Elizabeth Holmes documentary “You Can See Everything” is deceiving
Yes. So many of her replies to Nathan's questions were "I don't know" or "I don't remember" or "I don't understand" for questions that were very straightforward.

At her level of responsibility she'd better know. Whatever the case, she's either deceitful or incompetent. Neither answer is flattering or acceptable.

Slow_Hand··on So, you’d like to sell your print issues of The Onion?
Smoove B’s editorial series in which he details his intention to seduce Michelle Obama still sticks with me and makes me laugh after all these years.
Slow_Hand··on MrBeast 'spends millions reverse engineering the algorithms on each platform'
Yeah. In the videos I've seen, the execution has been weak and haphazard.
Slow_Hand··on MrBeast 'spends millions reverse engineering the algorithms on each platform'
Link to the study?

That sounds like René Girard's "mimesis of desire" in which we desire the things because we observe other people desiring them.

Since learning of it I frequently ask myself how much I actually want something, versus "How much do I want this because I feel that I _should_ have it because I saw others desire it?"

Have there been any other studies that attempt to confirm this theory?

Slow_Hand··on Suits Are Better Tech Than Modern Clothes
Does anyone offer “sport” suits?

I’d be interested in a traditional suit, but with a lot of extra give for mobility and cooling engineered in for active play. Think performing on stage under heavy lights or playing sports.

Or am I woefully uninformed about suits and this is already a common option?

Slow_Hand··on Thought-Terminating Cliché
Recently someone referred to Trump as "playing 4D chess", which in the context of our conversation felt like hand waving to absolve anyone of having to come up with a coherent explanation for Trump's policies.

It has since gone into my lexicon of thought-terminating cliches.

It's not that Trump doesn't have a coherent reason for some of his policies, but it very much felt like a dismissal of thinking along the lines of "His strategy is too advanced for us to know what games he's playing, so I don't have to explain it."

Slow_Hand··on Previously unheard recordings of John Coltrane, captured by Frank Tiberi
Career musician here. My dirty secret is that Coltrane doesn’t resonate with me at all. Not one iota; despite me being a huge jazz fan.

For my taste, his harmonic language tips over the threshold where it goes from being viscerally enjoyable to a more heady, academic exercise. It all feels like a blur to me. Maximal in it’s vocabulary, and yet flat in it’s overall effect. It’s often so dense that it ends up feeling “same-y” and grey to me. Like Schoenberg’s serial music.

Maybe my impression here comes from the fact that by the time I began listening to him in the mid 2000’s an entire school of derivative jazz players had long since developed upon and retroactively made his innovations feel far more common (to no fault of his own). It’s that flavor of jazz where you get the impression that the players are enjoying this way more than the audience. It’s not for me.

Slow_Hand··on Letterboxd Is Up for Sale, and A24, Sony and the New York Times Are Bidding
Source?
Slow_Hand··on Suzanne Ciani's Buchla Cookbook
No shame in that. I find modulars a bit too expansive for my taste. It sounds like you'd benefit from a more traditional hardware synth where the signal flow is mostly locked down.
Slow_Hand··on Suzanne Ciani's Buchla Cookbook
Yeah. Having a model of the signal flow in your mind and being creative with the structure is half the fun of synthesizers for me. And even if you don't comprehend everything in the moment, happy accidents are a big part of the fun.

Some modular performers like Keith Fullerton Whitman have a very dynamic approach to patching. I've seen shows where he was aggressively re-patching throughout the performance and hot-swapping connections on the fly. I'm talking several patches in a minute. It wasn't subtle, either. It was a nice contrast to many performers who tend to design their system as a fixed structure and then play from there.

Slow_Hand··on US Military had close call after using AI for hallucinated intelligence report
I prefer “confabulation”. It seems truer to what is happening:

The LLM isn’t seeing something that’s not there, but deliberately making up _something_ so that it can return a response.

Slow_Hand··on XCancel service is suspended until further notice
Yes. And if something truly important should occur on the platform then it will be reported elsewhere.

What do we really think we're missing out on by not using X?

Slow_Hand··on Data collected by cars and sold to third parties
To your first point, fair enough.

To your second point, surely they’ve considered the hit to their relationship with their customers before selling for $1/car. Surely the trust between them and their buyers is worth far, far more than that.

Even assuming maximum greed, is every car manufacturer really so short-sighted as to break that trust for so small of a return?

Slow_Hand··on Data collected by cars and sold to third parties
That doesn’t smell right. Why develop the telemetry and go to all of the trouble for such a paltry return? That probably wouldn’t even cover the legal consulation to cover their ass, much less go through the trouble of implementing and selling the telemetry.

It would be cheaper to do nothing if that were true.

Slow_Hand··on Paramount Caught Using 'Astroturf' Group to Drum Up Fake Support for Merger
It's increasingly practiced in the open in the music industry these days.

There was a recent row over the revelation that Chaotic Good, a music marketing company, was astroturfing on behalf of the bands Geese and Sombr.

I had a meeting last week with a well-known record producer who tells me labels are increasingly leaning into astroturfing.

Just two days ago a colleague told me about his bandmate whose day job is managing five Instagram accounts to astroturf for Mk.Gee. According to her, "Mk.Gee is not allowed to know about it", with the implication that he would reject it if he did.

Slow_Hand··on Music Theory for Programmers
I'm not saying a real, recorded trumpet doesn't make an appreciable sonic difference, but if it were a sampled trumpet "Safe and Sound" would most likely still be a hit.

Attributing it's hit status to the perfect intervals is ignoring all of the other choices (and supporting infrastructure) that go into making a hit. It's like saying that the Dodge Charger was a successful car because the windshield wipers are of a certain make.

Side note: It may very well be a sampled trumpet.

Slow_Hand··on Music Theory for Programmers
Because music is pleasurable to play, to experience, and it's gratifying to be creative and to discover your creative potential.

If you have an alternative reason to learn music and to start learning through acoustic phenomena then let's hear it.

Most people don't get into molecular gastronomy if they don't intend to cook a meal. And I'm going to go out on a limb and say that 99% of aspiring cooks shouldn't learn cooking via that discipline without first starting with something more practical and immediate.

Slow_Hand··on Music Theory for Programmers
While these are helpful topics to understand, they are not beginner topics. Not if you want to make music. They are fundamental questions in that they reside at the base of why things are the way they are, but they are not fundamental in the sense that you should teach them to a beginner who wants to make music.

The point is to make music. And the most practical way to do so is to teach instrument technique, intervals, scales, chords, and melody. Not low-level acoustic phenomena.

To make an (imperfect) programming analogy, you are proposing to teach low-level computation when most students would benefit from some Python, if/else statements, and functions. Not memory allocation and assembly. They're useful someday, but less useful when your first goal is to simply write a program.

Slow_Hand··on The Real Luxuries In Life
I’m not OP, but I can speak to my own experience.

I am approaching 40 and in two weeks I will begin clowning lessons with a Cirque du Soleil clown. I am thrilled.

So why clown as a discipline? Something deeply misunderstood and that probably lowers my social status with people who don’t understand it? Something with zero career utility? Because to me it represents extreme vulnerability.

I’m a pretty dignified person. A lot of poise. Goofy, but restrained. If I can debase myself in front of an audience in order to win a laugh then I believe I can do anything.

If I can (figuratively) hang my ass out for all to see then I can move with confidence. If I can blow past my natural inclination to save face, or have the answers. If I can discard the emotional hangups that make me feel embarrassed then I can be the person who I (and I suspect a great number of us) want to be deep down.

I want to (constructively) tear down everything inside of me that restrains me and discover who I can really be.

Slow_Hand··on Exit the Cave
Speaking for myself: working out, reading, composing music, and journaling.
Slow_Hand··on How I Read Books
I'm not familiar with the tech; what is harmonic mixing for audio book readouts? Would you please elaborate?
Slow_Hand··on Ordinary Abundance
And so… what?

Make a point or leave it be, rather than making vague innuendo about how we should disapprove of them.

Slow_Hand··on Ordinary Abundance
I remind myself of this often, despite living a lower-middle class existence.

There’s always room for hedonic escalation and lifestyle creep, but if all of my needs are covered I’m largely satisfied.

As the saying goes: “He who is not satisfied with that which he has will not be satisfied with that which he hopes to have.”

Slow_Hand··on Ordinary Abundance
Today’s ways of living - no matter how challenging or disillusioning or alienating they may be - are largely preferable to literally being hunted and having your livelihood threatened by predators, compared to the figurative hunters and predators you’re describing.

It ain’t perfect - and we’ll work to improve it - but it’s way better than the way it used to be for so many people. Civilization aint all bad.

Slow_Hand··on Petri Nets as a Music Sequencer
I see so many people try to reinvent sequencing as a circular diagram, as opposed to (say) a piano roll that loops, and I see little to no advantage to it. It's a cool novelty, but not the type of thing you'd like to work on.

Horizontal (left-to-right) sequencer displays like a piano roll or step sequencer are far more compact to display and easier to read. For drums parts, it's one dimensional until you add a second layer, and then the parts stack vertically, nicely on top of each other.

It's all to say that I don't really see much advantage in this petri nets paradigm. Even the trigger conditions and probabilities have already been incorporated into a large number of DAWs and hardware sequencers. This feels a little like someone who has discovered fire independently from the rest of civilization, but in this day and age I don't think that counts for much when all they had to do was observe the design paradigms that already exist.

In the end, the proof is in the pudding: How good is the music made with the tool? Does the technique allow us to more easily do something that was previously difficult or tedious? In this case, I'm not yet seeing it.

Slow_Hand··on Meta launched a new AI optimism ad set to a song about human extinction
They had to have had _some_ inkling, considering one of the lyrics is “a cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer threw up at the sight of that.”
Slow_Hand··on Why Los Angeles Stopped Repaving Its Streets
No corners. Just a straightforward paving.
Slow_Hand··on Why Los Angeles Stopped Repaving Its Streets
> The Bureau of Street Services (StreetsLA) has not repaved a street since last June, and the city’s latest budget practically zeros out repaving for next fiscal year. StreetsLA crews are still doing some road repairs, fixing potholes and patching problem areas. But the most basic form of urban maintenance—full street resurfacing—has all but disappeared in America’s second-largest city.

Anecdotally, a residential street (four blocks long) was freshly paved two days ago in my neighborhood here in Los Angeles. A full resurfacing. I'm not even sure it needed to be resurfaced, but they did it anyway. It's not even in a "nice" neighborhood where you might expect more attentiveness to the roads.

I wonder what to make of the contradiction here.

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